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JUST A QUICK NOTE: We really value your comments — in fact, we depend on them. Especially the nasty ones. That said, we can no longer keep up with the sheer volume of comment spam. So, thank you, but we’re good. It is taking more time (than we would ever care to admit) a day to clean it out, not to mention the drain on the server when we get hammered in the middle of the day by the 26th battalion of the Texas Holdem Viagra Robot Army. We now require you to register in order to post comments.
Booooooooooooo!!!!!
We really hope you will take the two minutes it takes to register as an official user. The cool (we swear it’s cool) thing about this is that as a registered user you can upload your own custom icon/gif/Kaitlin Cooper underage party picture (seriously, how fucking cool is that?!), a link to your awesome mp3 blog, and whatever other random profile information you feel like sharing with the group. Your e-mail address will of course remain private, unless you choose to put it in your signature field and/or have a pair of bad idea jeans. If you absolutely positively have to say something immediately and anonymously, well… you can’t. Sorry!
Thanks again for your patience and cooperation through this transition, and, please, keep the comments up and your pants down.
sincerely,
goldenfiddle
- by dictation: JJ Bunsie
Best two minutes of our life. Rock on, fiddle.
holy avril-knockoffs, kaitlin cooper is going to be in rehab or dead by the age of 19!
i’d like to jj her bunsie if you catch my meaning.
Bunsie, were you working in a toy store when El Fiddler offered you this gig? If he sends you around town looking for hidden piles of cash, don’t go.
It is pretty painless. FIFTH BITCHES!
Booooooooooooo!!!!!
witz.org approves.
member for 7 minutes and 24 seconds. sweet.
This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
My goldenfiddle account has already gotten me a date with Mischa Barton. It’s weird, she messaged me on Myspace, and we’re meeting in a dark alley on Friday night. She told me not to tell anyone and to come alone, so you know what that means! Celebrity sex!
Thanks goldenfiddle!
Anybody else heard about pre-production for a movie based Charles in Charge? Supposed to be some big names lined up for key roles.
This is it. I feel it.
If Woody had gone straight to the Police, none of this ever would have happened.
this is just how god said these last days would be
It is a sad state of affairs to hear that a registered member would actually have sex with Mischa Barton.
Have you no sense of dignity Sir, at long last, have you no sense of dignity?
Your sincerity is touching.
Is sex with Mischa Barton a requirement for membership?
OR, is it and added bonus? in which case, i’d rather keep my highly witty comments to myself
how funny was the “interupter” on conan last night?
and when did MAtthew Sweet become such a blob?
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Does JJ Bunsie take it in the ass?