The Holy Grail
And there were shepherds living out in the fields near by, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. We bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of Swakopmund, Namibia a Saviour has been born to you; she is the Lord.”
Let it be known that Angelina Jolie, daughter of Marcheline Bertrand and Jon Voight, and star of such hit films as Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, and Playing By Heart has given birth to a baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt (SNJP), in the year 2006 on the 27th day of May. (Gemini)
Shi·loh n. (shī”lō) [Heb. shīlōh, literally, quiet, rest, fr. shālāh to rest.] (Script.) A word used by Jacob on his deathbed, and interpreted variously, as «the Messiah,» or as the city «Shiloh,» or as «Rest.»
Nou-vel [French] nouvel = new [adjective-adverb]
They named the kid “The New Messiah Jolie-Pitt.”
A. The word of the Lord.
C. Thanks be to Hollywood!!!
UPDATE: Other celebrities born on this day: Adam Carolla, Joseph Fiennes, Vincent Price, Henry Kissinger, and Louis Gossett Jr.
(via CNN)
Wow, dis site shorre is gettin’ fancy! Yee haw.
except if they wanted to be all fancy & french, they should have done some research into, i don’t know, the actual grammatic RULES of the language, which they would know if they actually spoke french. the baby is a girl, so it should be the feminine word of nouvel — nouvelle. [just as jolie is the feminine version of joli]. oh, celebrities. you think you’re so smart.
I’m getting them “Baby’s First Architecture Book”
Been thinking about the name. Reflective of a certain level of self-absorption on Angie’s part. Shiloh is sort of biblical just like the name Angelina. And Nouvel is frenchish like Jolie. No nod to Brad in the name. Maybe he is just a donor to her.
ay caramba, angies boobs are HUGE! and she stayed skinny! she actually got better lookin. anistons gotta be hatin’ that.
I just saw the news elsewhere and thought, “Despite the holiday weekend, I wonder if and how quickly Spencer will weigh in on the product of Doofus Sperm-Donor and his common-law wife.” Now that’s service.