Hey, that tranny does a pretty good Mariah Carey!

• Lost star Veneers Rodriguez on her non-existant drinking problem: “That’s bullshit! My father threw up his liver. If I were going to be an alcoholic, I’d know it by now.” Excellent point, Veneers. And so it would appear that ignorance is also genetic.

• Sex and Death 101: Show of hands, who wants to see Winona Ryder play a feminist vigilante who becomes an urban folk hero in a movie written and directed by Heathers scribe Daniel Waters? Anybody?

• 30 Rock is the show Alec Baldwin was born to own. Also, we think we’re finally getting a sense of the confusing, mental abuse Kim Basinger must have been subjected to during their marriage. (via recidivism)

• American Idol loser Katherine McPhee to sing at the Tomkat wedding: “The song she’ll be singing is “Garblax, Tyranical One-Eyed Ruler of the Gleeferslock Galaxy.”

• So who’s the fourth Spiderman 3 villain? Well, let’s see. A quick IMDB of the movie reveals that the character of Curt Conors/The Lizard has been added to the cast, soooooooooo, there you go. Mystery solved!

Invisible Brain Girl herself Jessica Alba spoils the Silver Surfer surprise for Fantastic Four 2. Also, as you may have gathered from the set of pictures above, Alba is hosting the 2006 MTV Movie Awards on June 8th, so you have plenty of time to kill yourself before then.

• We pray, pray, that Walter Chaw never gets the chance to review our movie. You know, the one we’ve been writing in our head, for the last 10 years. (via risky)

• Accepted: Like Old School, but with less frat and more school.

• The Holiday: Oh my god, the return of Ed Burns!! AND CAMERON DIAZ?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

• Jackass goes “number two” in theaters this fall.

• Transformers set pics, featuring the Decepticon logo/shield. In related Transformers news, Transformers: The Movie, 20th Anniversary Special Edition DVD, will drop in November. The DVD commemorates the anniversary of the animated classic film and is timed to the debut of a Transformers Classics line of action figures. Down, fan-boy. DOWN!

• In X-Men cash-in spin-off news, America’s McPaper USA today (we do love popcandy) is reporting that Wolverine is the first one lined up, and will be followed by a possible New Mutants movie, or Marvel may head in an obviously pornier direction with an Emmanuelle Emma Frost film (The White Queen), aaaand maybe a Magneto shit-off, as well, just to be sure all the Marvel udders are good and milked dry.

• All those Spiderman 3 set pictures, in case you haven’t seen them yet.

• Wondering what flavor AXE bodyspray to wear to da club tonight? Why dontcha AXE the New Messiah!

• From the desk of POPBITCH: “Kate Moss did a recent shoot for Agent Provocateur, where she smoked 60 cigarettes in the three hours.”

• Victoria Silvstedt: May, 2006. Aaaah, good times.

• Random recent Marisa Miller photoshoot.

Memo to Ivanka Trump: If things don’t work out, but we’re pretty sure they will, you’ve always got that role as Lisa Kudrow in the Friends movie.

• Radiohead’s lil’ Thomy Yorke talks to Rolling Stone about The Eraser, The Liars (really, The Liars?), and and the man they make plans for: Nigel.

  There were all these random electronic doodles, but being forced by Nigel to isolate down to the best bits made me realize these were the best bits. All I could see was how clever my programming was. Suddenly I was being forced to forget all that and be the singer again. And I wasn’t thinking about Radiohead. I never thought, “I should stop here. I should give this to the band.” Once I made the decision to do this record, that’s what I was writing for.

• Belle & Sebastian: “White Collar Boy,” the third single from The Life Pursuit will be released in three formats (7”, CD and DVD) and will include three new songs spread across the formats: “Heaven In The Afternoon,”“Long Black Scarf,” and Rod Stewart’s “Baby Jane.”

• Lost Black Crowes albums to see proper, half-ass release.

• According to Flagpole: New York filmmaker Diane Campese is currently shooting a documentary on The 8-Track Gorilla, who stands high above others as one of the most beloved, yet misunderstood, things to ever happen to Athens, GA.

• To Do: National Grain plays the Earl tonight.

• To Don’t: The one and, thankfully, only Vanilla Ice brings his particular brand of suck to Compound Saturday tonight.

• Apple to release the iBundchen.

• The “big”, season finale of HBO’s Big Love is this weekend. We’re trying really hard to care. should we?

• Nome: Ana Luiza Castro, 26 anos, Gêmeos.

• Jane: If Andrew Krucoff did it, then it must be cool!

• Namibia is for Lovers!