The Mug Shots Of Defeat
In the business we call this look, “too little, too late.” A childless, sexed-up Jennifer Aniston at the The Break-Up special screening in Hamburg, Germany, June 12th, 2006.
Related: K-Fed shows us “too little, too late.”
Unrelated: All the way from Kazakhstan, The Borat Movie trailer!!!
Totally Unrelated: Old Mother Paltrow has, in fact, passed on the pouty, wide-eyed, single Oscar gene to her repellent fruit child.
The Single Most Depressing, Where Are They Now, Straight-To-Video Sentence Of All Time: Sherilyn Fenn has been cast as LuLu Hogg.
New Dylan Album (his 44th, if you’re keeping score) Modern Times to be released August 29th, with an english version shortly thereafter.
Mudhoney album covers by Steve Keene.
gravity’s a bitch
mad pills man…mad pills
kevin…oh my god!!!!
I’m hoping they’ll explore Borat’s “khram”. Not really, just like saying “khram.”
That picture shows Kfed impregnating air.
khram.
Borat-tat-tat-tat Bust a cap in yo ass
‘N don’t forget Gwyneth’s overbite. Unless the kid’s trying for the role of Cletus in a Simpsons movie.
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At least Jen is not going to have a saggy “lady flower”. You know what they say about women with big lips…
i sometimes think about the day Brad Pitt walked into the kitchen in the $20,000,000 mansion they renovated together, grabbed a Fresca out of the twin Sub zeros, and explained to Anniston how he was doing a movie with Jolie as his wife and love interest. Things must’ve just gone completely dark right at that moment. Pitch Black…
Oh, Aniston’s fine. It’s just illegal to look happy in Germany.
Three words on Sherilyn Fenn (former?) hottness: Two Moon Junction.
She was never averse to clothing removal nor was anyone ever averse to said removal (esp any male who was a teen in the late 80s). What a shame that she’s relegated to Straight to Video projects.
I think team Anniston will end up the big winner. I get the feeling that Angelina starts off all sexy and charitable and then turns psycho baby-mama drama on Brad’s ass.
I haven’t seen Fenn in a long time. She musta put on a grip of weight b/c I remember Lulu Hogg as being a big lady.
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she’s got that look on her face like “i know you’ll always win, angelina”