The OC road-kill Mischa Barton and her dear, old, beloved, oysgedart, baroygis grandmother Gifelte Richie Bartonstein do their best to enjoy a day at the beach. Ech, it’s no Florida!

• BREAKING: Rich people kind of enjoy The Brother McMullen, Part 2!!!

• News from the Bad Idea Jeans factory in London, England.

• Julia Roberts wears the same dress twice… in seven years. Britney was right all along!!! HOME WRECKER!!!

• Dear Wes Anderson, if you’re reading this, please come back from wherever the hell you are and write something with your friend Owen Wilson. Anything to get him out from in front of the cameras. Another Amex commercial will suffice. Seriously. Help us help him. It’s dire straits here. Yours truly, goldenfiddle.com

• Is Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro’s marriage kaputnik? And if so, who will get custody of the mascara (or as Latifah calls it, maSCAREa)? What about the tweezers?! Or the full-length mirrors?!?! This could get ugly.

• Heidi Klum officially not going to get better looking anymore.

Jim Carrey (he’s the girl on the left) and Jenny McCarthy french kissing.

• Michel Gondry talks about his upcoming film The Science Of Sleep with no nonsense dude from ropesofsilicon. (via joblo)

• Channel Visionary Selma Blair will star in The Listening Party, about a rock star who’s down on his muse, and his manager (Blair) who capitalizes on it.

• According to The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay author Michael Chabon’s blog, “Miss Natalie Portman is a strong likelihood for the part of Rosa.” (via superherohype)

• Josh Lucas has signed on to play GQ and Esquire germaphobe-founder David Smart in the movie version of… a book somebody wrote on this guy? Anyway, expect much shirtless, yet OCD’d, canoodling.

• Even more goddamn pictures from Superman Returns.

• Congratulations to Elisabeth Shue on her baby first People mention in 15 years.

• Lynx: Tonight, 7:25pm, something (with bikini babes) is going to happen.

Actual user comment from the gossiprocks.com forum regarding the above picture of Anne Hathaway leaving Nobu with her real-estate agent-with-benefits Raffaello Follieri.

she kinda looks like Liv Tyler after a car crash.

Yee-ouch.

Jessica Simpson discovers her worst look yet (cancer wigs!) just in time for her Maxim shoot. Bonus: The best quote of the interview also doubles as a hilarious joke you can use tonight at dinner!

MAXIM: Gives us one pickup line that would work on you.

SIMPSON: Right now, I don’t think any pickup line would work. If some guy were to come up and try to pick me up- that’s pretty obnoxious. It’s much better if the girl picks you up. All guys need to know that.

Noted, Jessica.

Released: Luna The Best Of Luna, Luna Tell Me Do You Miss Me, Thin Lizzy The Definitive Collection, Keane Under The Iron Sea, Willie Nelson The Complete Atlantic Sessions, GWAR Blood-Bath and Beyond, Brightblack Morning Light Brightblack Morning Light, Roman Candle The Wee Hours Revue, and Equinox (The Criterion Collection version).

• Mariah Carey’s Rolling Asylum Tour Bus: Padded walls on the inside, padded walls on the outside!

• Ring the alarm and I’m throwing… um, jazz hands? 11 times pierced XXXtina Aguilera to tour jazz clubs under fake baby name. That’s so not Dirrrty. UPDATE: Get a paper towel; the full video for “Ain’t No Other Man” has leaked onto the internets floor.

• Speaking of dirrty, watch The Strokes get submerged in Brandon Davis’ hair grease in the (way-late) new video for “You Only Live Once.”

• Pitchfork Media deems these 100 music videos to be awesome enough to be called awesome. (copyright-infringing courtesy of YouTube)

• Frank Black abandons new Pixies songs/album (and has one last dig at Kim Deal) because they sounded “kind of fakey.” That’s funny.

• Caught a rerun of Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and Andrew WK was the musical guest. That guy has spirit! Here’s some new pictures of Mr. WK showing you around his studio, where, presumably, he parties hard.

• Pete Doherty: If we learn one thing from Wild Pete, it’s to always be sure to have already ingested the drugs when you get caught, or just have a legal prescription for the illegal drugs. simple, really.

• 4 Husker Du album covers by Steve Keene.

• Atlanta native and one half of Gnarls Barkley Cee-Lo Green’s Playlist:

  “Planet Caravan” by Black Sabbath: “I don’t know what the f– Ozzy is singing about. He’s singing about something and it sounds like he’s sincere. It’s dark and it’s evil, but it’s still righteous.”

• If you haven’t seen these pictures yet, then you obviously don’t look at the internet much. So see them now, again, for the first time: Victoria Silvestedt’s teensy-weensy, unidentified, zillionaire boyfriend going down on her… in broad daylight… on a dock… in public… in Sardinia.

• Tonight I’m gonna rock you, Tonight I’m gonna rock you, Tonight: Boy Kill Boy opens for Echo and The Bunnymen at The Roxy, tonight, while Ok Go and Panic At The Disco! rock the Tabernacle, tonight. Hopefully, for all those attending, the AC will be working this time.

• The South Park Memo.

• Brittany Murphy (crazy person) and Brandon Routh (Superman) on Letterman tonight.

• Congratulations and thanks to your Uncle Grambo.

• The one we will always love more than anyone.

• Spaceman In Cuba