T’was a big weekend for the creepy, Hollywood redheads. Marcia Cross married her boyfriend of just under an hour stockbroker Tom Mahoney at the Church of Our Savior Episcopal Parish in San Gabriel, Calif. Cross wore a long, white, strapless gown by New York designer Reen Acra, and translucent skin (Teri “goblin face” Hatcher was not present). Still don’t think Mrs. Cross is creepy? Try to connect the dots in this story of how she met her husband. Keith Cojocaru and Nicole Kidman also wed over the weekend in a ceremony at a clifftop chapel in Sydney, Australia. The bride arrived to the chapel in a Rolls-Royce limousine wearing a white Balenciaga gown, draped in a veil and clutching a bouquet of white peonies, while the groom wore olive green monkey pants and perma-stubble. Let the three-legged sack race to irreconcilable differences begin!!!

• Okay, so you (you’re British, btw) photograph Leonardo DiCaprio “cheating” on his girlfriend while on vaca in South Africa, you love gossip, and you read the internet all day at work, so the logical first place to go with these photos is… MollyGood?

• A Bootleg copy of Scientology’s Disorientation Video.

• Hip-Hop’s first couple, Jay-Z & Beyonce not so crazy in love anymore?! Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no.

• Natasha Lyonne Gawker Jokesters will be dealt with “legally, in an ugly, expensive matter”, according to this guy.

• Future Break-Up Alert: According to Production Weekly, invariably-swashbuckling pansy Orlando Timberlake will join real-life broken-eyed, wonky-eared, bobble-headed girlfriend Kate Bosworthless in the independent drama Seasons Of Dust which has been written and will be directed by not-actually-retarded actor/film-maker Tim Blake Nelson.

• The synopsis for Special says that Les Franken (Michael Rapaport) leads a painfully unremarkable life as a metermaid until he enrolls in a drug study for an experimental anti-depressant. An unexpected side effect of the drug convinces Les he is developing special powers and must quit his job to answer his new calling in life… Superhero. Watch the trailer for Special. (via ioncinema)

• Cinecon talks to Supes himself, Brandon Routh.

• Review of Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest.

• Review of Strangers With Candy.

• New movie posters for Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby, Trust The Man, Cross Over, and new pictures of Steve Carell in Evan Almighty.

Sexy saxy Zuton Abi Harding at the Wireless festival, Leeds.

• One guess where The Sohodolls shot their video for “Stripper.”

• Faith No More play The Commodores’ “Easy” (the first ironic cover song?) on Leno. The best part: the old CD box Jay holds up at the beginning.

• Pink Floyd: Los Angeles, California April 26th, 1975.

• Do It Yourself: Beck and The Residents. Related: Beck and Michel Gondry to do it again.

• Kayne West: “The (porno) mags had clearly been well read.”

• Petra Nemcova’s ex-boyfrend, Armani model Donaes Platteel, is quite sure that James Blunt is “having the best sex ever.” eww?

• The Futureheads, with support from French Kicks, play the Lof- er, excuse us, Center Stage, tonight.

• Kevin MySpacey and The Streets on Letterman tonight.

• Missed Click this weekend? We can save you the $7-10. CLICK.

• Wimbledon bosses get the big boo.

• Wholesome Swimwear: Swimwear that “highlights the face, rather than the body.” (via lindsayism)

• It’s raining chiseled, waxed, super-men at Lewis Payton. (via toby)

• Complex Skin: Cris Maramha

• TMFTML: This is totally unacceptable.

• Label: Bam In Your Cunt Records.

• Dana Shutz: Frank’s Wild Years