Charlize Theron poses with her Cider House Rules co-star Tobey Maguire.

• The Gods definitely took the wrong Spelling(s). UPDATE: It would appear that we each mourn in our own way.

• Erotic naked sketches of a pregnant Angelina Jolie in Namibia? Wha?! By Don Bachardy?! Wait, isn’t he one of the guys in those 70’s, porno-inspired Barcardi and Cola commercials?

• David Hasselhoff cuts himself shaving. The question is, shaving what?

• Sienna Miller to ruin film adaptation of Michael Chabon’s bestseller The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh.

• Nic Cage makes a good move… not movie, move.

• Amy Sedaris talks to The Onion about Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and Panama Red.

• Winona Ryder on the set of Sex And Death 101.

• Courtney Cox Nip-Slip: Nice work, kid. Check’s in the mail.

• Brandon Routh’s real-life Kryptonite: Beards.

Jason Lee and Manon von Gerkan: no reason.

• Jessica Simpson decides against paying somebody to rip-off another Madonna song about her failed marriage.

• Scott Storch: Like Larry Flynt, but with music, and less attractive.

• Tracklist for the Leonard Cohen I’m Your Man tribute album.

• Fall Out Boy vs. The Killers: Worst feud ever. Related: The Killers go all Stone Temple Pilots and U2 for their new promo shots.

• We never thought we’d say this in a million years, but… (sigh) Thank you, Jon Bon Jovi. You really saved the day.

• Aerosmith kills again.

• DOWNLOAD: Your Summer Mix Tape.

• Jasper Goodall: Still looking for that perfect summer bikini? Look no further. (via theapt)

• Raica Oliveira in ELLE.

• To Don’t: Netflix Population 436

• Geoffrey Jellineck, and She Wants Revenge on Ferguson tonight.

• Global Warming Irreversible: Still?

• That’s kind of funny.

• Rinne Allen postcards