Zoe Winkler (The Fonz’s healthy daughter in green) threw a big 4th of July party over the weekend and, like, invited all the popular kids from school. Needless to say, there was plenty of leftovers.

• NOT THE MINIMALISTIC FURNITURE!!!!: Brad Pitt tastes the whip.

• Lindsay Lohan: Seriously stressed out for some reason.

• Kristin Davis: World’s most beautiful cankles, maybe.

• Ashlee Simpson’s nose job is working, big time.

• The SS Gawker tosses some dead-weight overboard.

• Johnny Depp: Jump Street to Caribbean, a retrospective for the ladies.

• Keira, Johnny and Orlando at some sort of costume party.

Superman Returns to an honest review and a set of creepy figurines.

• Angelina’s brother James Haven Voight is to blame for the lost baby-shower pictures. Celebrities, their idiot brothers are just like us!

• My Super Ex-Girlfriend: Score one more point for Fine Young Cannibals.

• The Devil Wears Prada Soundtrack: What a girl wants. What a girl needs.

• eBay: Sony Walkman t-shirt. Like an iPod t-shirt, only softer.

• A slightly different Marie-Antionette trailer and soundtrack info.

Famke Jansen is throwing us a Mireille vibe.

• Noel Gallagher: Not just a Beatles fan.

• My Morning Jacket’s Jim James reviews albums by Gnarls Barkley, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Scott Carney, and The Slip.

• The new Mountain Goats album, Get Lonely, comes out August 22nd. You can pre-order it here or here.

• Classic Albums, Aja: Becker & Fagen behind the boards for “Peg.”

• Time Toy’s Fly Swatter/ice Water: Originally recorded, but never released, in the mid-80’s by John Keane at his studio in Athens, GA.

• Cable & Tweed’s Mix Tape Project, Vol. I: Atlanta Rock

Kate Moss in her apartment, in her skivvies.

• This Kind Of Reminds Us Of That: The cover for One Night In Paris and the (fairly pornish) straight-to-DVD Side Effects DVD, starring Katherine Heigl.

• Pam (Jenna Fischer) from NBC’s The Office answers fan mail via MySpace. (via recidivism)

• Angelina & Brad: Rhangelino (homeus wreckerus) and the Brird (subservius hunkus).

• Jairo Goldflus takes big pictures of beautiful women.

Cedric Delsaux: The farce is strong in this one. (via luna)

• 99 Things To Do*… *to call yourself a true Atlanta hipster.

• Happy birthday, you pantless freak.

• The Love Boat? Oh, Andy.

• The Pee & Poo Shop

• Georgia O’ Kleenex