Of course Brad Pitt has to have the coolest looking ATV.

• Vaughniston: Still not engaged!!! Congrats!

• Nicole Richie & Jeff Goldblum: Why does that sound so perfect?

• La Lohan: Did you check the bathroom?

• Paris Hilton: So is “gross” the new “hot?”

• Spinal Tap Quote Of The Day: Hostel writer/director Eli Roth says that the sequel, Hostel 2, “will be darker than the original.” Really? It’s like, how much more darker could it be? The answer is none. None more dark.

• Ben Stiller & Christine Taylor to work together, again. Does Ben Stiller get her all her jobs?

• Bangs for Jennifer Connelly, and an anchor for Hugh Grant.

• Ashley Judd gets depressed?! Wha? Have you ever seen an interview with her before? She sits on her front porch barefoot, talking about the weather, family, the funny thing that happened to Ed, the town mechanic, at the local five & dime, and makes lemonade for anybody that happens to walk within a hundred yards of her house. Clearly, there is no hope for any of us. Lindsayism concurs.

• 2 things regarding the Transformers teaser trailer.

• Steve Carell’s future (in the press) fortold by Hollywood Elsewhere’s Jeffrey Wells.

• LC talks about being the responsible one on The Hills... Even though she still dates Jason? Heidi for President!!!

• Hollywoodland: The George Reeves story, starring Adrien Brody, Diane Lane and Ben Affle- NO, wait! Come back! Seriously, it looks good. This could be the one.

• Real-life superhero Pam Anderson kickin’ it in St. Tropez. As far as we’re concerned, she’s still the queen. Along with Rachel Hunter.

• Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird! it’s a plane! It’s Flickskinny Returns!

• Castlevania (that’s right, the movie): “a polymorphic catastrophe that spans multiple consoles!”

• David Duchovny to die suddenly (and most likely in a fire) in Halle Berry, Benicio Del Toro flick Things We Lost in the Fire.

• Ladies and gentlemen, but mostly just the ladies, Vague Vogue is proud to present… your Fall Trends Wishlist!!!!!!!

• Talladega Nights’ Ricky Bobby’s wife (not really) Leslie Bibb in Stuff.

• Cinecon talks to the always hilarious Jim Gaffigan about Maggie Gylhenlyhenlenyhenalahal, Along Came Polly, and his new film The Great New Wonderful.

• Coke makes Moss richer. Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there.

Factotum: Matt Dillion plays Chuck Bukowski’s freelance drinker (surprise!) /worker/lover Hank Chinaski. One of those girls in the background is Marisa Tomei and one of them’s Lili Taylor, but we can’t really tell which is which. They both look pretty rough.

• Keef: “That’s what ye get for trying to board the stage, matey.”

• Rolling Stone nabs Tom Petty’s last interview ever?

• David Crosby 1970 Session Outtakes, featuring Garcia, Neil Young, Graham Nash, Joni Mitchell, Phil Lesh, and Stephen Stills.

• The Black Crowes, with southern-fried support from the Drive By Truckers and Robert Randolph & The Family Band, play HiFi Buys Ampitheatre tonight. Apparently, they are giving away tickets on Ticketmaster, if you know some code.

• Criminal Records: Look who got themselves a fancy new website. Nice!

• Brazil is out of the running for the World Cup, but there’s still hope for Morganna Dos Santos.

• Do we really need another sexy Russian tennis babe with fashion aspirations? (sigh) Please don’t ask stupid questions; of course, we do. (via newmodels2)

• Coke: Happiness factory

• Pepsi: Foiled again!