Sure, so Malin Akerman (The Comeback’s Juna, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle’s Liane (NSFW), The Petalstones’ (formerly Ozono) lead squawker, and, now, Entourage’s threesome Tori) is smoking hot and tends to lose her shirt every time she hears the word “action.” Big deal. Her favorite movie is I Am Sam. Brutal.

• UPDATE: Carmen & Dave to divide their make-up… up.

• “Normal person” Lindsay Lohan shills for “super-gentle” ProActiv Celebrity Zit-Beard Cream. Did she just say preventitive[sic]?

• Christie Brinkley has dumped her husband Peter Cook for having an affair with his 19-year-old personal assistant (er, isn’t that what 19-year-old personal assistants are for?) who he met when she was working as a -oh, this is rich- clerk in a toy store when was 18-years-old. Well played, Peter. Well played.

• America’s version of Robbie Williams Justin Timberlake’s first film Edison Force goes straight to DVD. That is so sexyback.

• Flickskinny see Little Man: I think it may really be a remake of the Lon Chaney classic “Unholy Three” cleverly disguised as the worst thing you’ve ever seen.

• Michelle Pfeiffer is in final negotiations to play Miss Baltimore Crabs herself Velma von Tussel in the big screen adaptation of the musical comedy Hairspray. Uh-oh… Travolta.

• Mickey Rourke off Quentin Tarantino’s Grind House. We know it’s early for a day ruiner like that one. Real sorry.

How To: Build Your Own Computer-Generated Octopus & Crab Pirate.

• Watch the trailer for the new Pedro Almodovar film Volver starring, shit… Penelope Cruz.

• JoBlo has another exclusive-type, spoiler clip from The Descent, a horror movie that has been released in every country in the entire galaxy except for America and Japan. Go figure.

• Cinecon talks to first time director (and Princeton grad!) Nick Guthe about wild kingdom documentaries, Kevin Spacey, Alec Baldwin, and Mini’s First Time.

• Word of The Day: Shyamalanfreude.

• The new “lenticular” Spiderman 3 poster… in action?

• Angelina Jolie’s beautiful, new, old Hollywood ad for St. John’s, and Jennifer Aniston’s new ad for Boring.

• Thom Yorke, Nigel Godrich and Jonny Greenwood leave Ed, Colin, and Phil at home for “Cymbal Rush” on the Henry Rollins Show.

• The good news: Marisa Miller at the 2007 Sunglass Hut Swim Shows in Miami (and in the surf!) The bad news: Fuscia homo Ed Grimley, brace for it… is her husband. It hurts. We know. Here. Have some more models in bikinis.

• Elvis Costello plays the exclusive stage at the Chastain Park Country Club tonight. Price Range: $74 - $682 (Grey Poupon not included)