A collage made from pictures of the bikini models of the 2007 Sunglass Hut Swim Shows (that are not Marisa Miller). And some of the 2007 Sunglass Hut Swim Show boys… that aren’t Marisa Miller, either.

• Good Morning America film critic Joel Siegel is a total donkey fucker. (And even more free press for Kevin Smith; listen to Round 2. The best part? Siegel has no idea he’s talking to Smith the whole time!)

• Salma Hayek to continue to wear sexy, cleavage-revealing blouses even as executive producer of ABC’s fall, big-cast Ugly Betty. Other Ugly Betty to probably sue, unsuccessfully.

• Kristin Cavallari: Like socialite Paris Hilton, but with only slightly more belt in her notches.

• Katie Holmes goes to Barneys (again), sans Suri (again), to do what exactly? Buy more white button downs and mom jeans? She wears the same thing every day. Our guess is that she’s meeting someone there to discuss The Great Escape.

• Pam Anderson has big boobs… And maybe something else happened.

• Frank Miller to adapt (the only slightly racist) The Spirit, Will Eisner’s classic 1940’s detective comic strip, for the big screen. “It will be much scarier than people expect,” says Miller. Why do we not doubt that? (via comingsoon)

• And on the seventh day Rod Stewart’s pride and joy Kim Stewart had a whores-only pole-dancing party.

• Oh man, the CW is going to rock… Now, are we being serious?

• Watch the trailer for The Reaping, starring Hilary ManSwank, now, because you’re not going to watch the movie later.

• Joblo talks to Ron Howard’s daughter Bryce Dallas Howard (how bad would her name be without the Dallas) about doing a movie called Lady In The Water and never being in the water. And never having any dialogue.

• Marisa Miller x 3: Because a taste of honey is worse better than none at all.

• Owen Wilson: “I am going to do a movie with my friend Wes Anderson in India, and that’s not going to be a buddy comedy movie. I play one of three brothers, and they go on this journey in India. I haven’t really spoken to Wes yet in regards to what I can really talk about.”

• Dignity-free Lara Flynn Boyle returns to fucking lothario geriatrics.

• Quote Of The Day: “Courtney Love made a lengthy pit stop at the seafood bar to refuel with handfuls of jumbo shrimp, lobster claws and giant crab legs.”

• DJ Steve Aoki: Just one of the girls. No, really. Just one of the girls. Related: Finally, a decent picture at the Cobrasnake. Also, OMG, look what Omniposeur Madden made this poor model go and do to her lip!!! They’re like two captainless retard-cruises passing in the night.

SexyHack: Justin Timberlake has confessed to using drugs and alcohol, athough there is absolutely no sign of it in any of his music.

• Radiohead: “Are you ready to trace some ideational thread through our ever-changing moods?!”

• Lily Allen: Anatomy of an internet flash-in-the-pan?

• Pitchfork goes inside David Byrne’s office and mind.

• Chris Cunningham returns to music videos with this frenetic, macabre, and ultimately boring clip for The Horrors.

• You know what, fuck nostalgia.… and new stuff, too? Man, that’s harsh. Yeah, and we were like, Fuck that, bitch. You’re out.”

• Can someone please tell Chris Radtke to update his damn blog?

• “Coach” Seth Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live. (via recidivism)

• Anna Wintour: The Devil, before all that Prada.

• Trickle down Tinsley Mercer Mortimer effect.

• “The only thing I read is Gawker” (later: ) “I don’t really read Gawker.

• The Girl: Simone Kohlrausch

• Lebowski mashups.