Oh, look! It’s Dave Navarro’s rumored current lover Sarah Howard (seen here in 2005) with Lindsay Lohan’s current powder provider and Hard Rock Hotel & Casino heir-brat Harry Morton. You can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep... Our verdict? Dirrrty. Filthy.

• BREAKING NEWS: Leah Remini still exists.

• Julia Roberts: “I can catch poop in my hand and just be like OK.” Now she knows what it’s like watching one of her movies!

• Dakota Fanning to FINALLY get naked on screen. (‘bout time!)

• Painfully consistent fashion tragedy Jennifer Love Hewitt gets it right, for once… from the waist up, at least.

• Kate Bosworth and pansy, pirate lover Orlando Bloom come to an agreement upon a topic which they may break-up over, sometime in the very near future.

Watch the 15-years-too-late (but still pretty excellent) 100% all natural CGI-filled Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer.

• The Grand: Hey, this could be funny. This will not be funny.

• Gardens Of The Night: Jeremy Sisto and John Malkovich to play creepy? We don’t know. Seems like kind of a stretch for both of them.

• Moonlighting: The Movie: Please replace Cybill Shepherd, please replace Cybill Shepherd, please replace Cybill Shepherd, please replace Cybill Shepherd.

• Ashlee Simpson: New nose, same worthless, lip-synching crap.

• Limp Bizkit frontdouche Fred Durst finds a soul-hooker for life that can accept him, congenital herpes and all.

• AV Club talks to indie dudes Tapes ‘N Tapes about lying to the fans.

• E! Online reviews this weekend’s upcoming releases for you: Lady In The Water B-, Clerks II B+ My Super-Ex-Girlfriend B-. Okay, so now you now exactly what to see this weekend! Thanks, E!

Eddie Van Halen: Sweet mother shit balls!!! Who let the guitar playing homeless dude from the corner into the party?! Um, and do you think he could get another cigarette in his headstock?

• The Delicate Art of Writing Rap: with your host, Method Man.

• Put the milk down; The Killers’ new album is called Sam’s Town, and contains songs titled “This River Is Wild” and “Exitlude.”

• Sign this hilarious petition to have Beyonce re-shoot her idiotic, Afro-Dixie mashup video for “Deja Vu.”

• Tom Waits tickets bought on eBay won’t be accepted. (via yanp)

• An open letter to Luke Wilson, from Steely Dan. (via defamer)

• Rejected possible Justin Timberlake album names?

• Confession time. We have a total art crush on Design Miami Basel’s 26 year old, Sardinian director Ambra Medda. She’s intelligent, button-cute, and she gives good typebite; “Designers are the new rock stars.” Mmm-hmmm, whatever you say, Ambra.

• Ray LaMontagne (with Guster) play Chastain, Rookie Of The Year, The Working Title, and Blackpool Blacklight play the Drunken Unicorn CANCELLED, Y-O-U and Modern Skirts play the bad Earl tonight.

• Talented, local, difficult-to-pronounce act A Fir-Ju Well change their name to Gringo Star. We’re for against it. (via c&t)

• Who’s Funnier: Donnie Whalberg or Brad Pitt?

• Conan has Al Gore, Paul Giamatti, and the Beastie Boys on tonight. And somehow it’s not a rerun.

• The Big Lebowski: The Fucking Short Version.

• Swimwear designer Shay Todd’s 2007 collection.

• Wait?! Fine print, wha? YouTube’s not nice? Huh? Duh… morons.

• Vice: Don’t