7/28/2006

Obstinate = In Transit

The Hills’ (true star) Heidi with a big, ugly bag! (click on pic for more fun!)

  • Little La Lohan celebrates surviving another OD with a tattoo. Yay! UPDATE: Georgia Rule Producer Calls Bullshit On Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Dehydration’. Hi-larious.

  • Honor students in smug Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are looking at real estate in the Hamptons, presumably for some place to plant their massive pedestals upon which they rest their massive egos.

  • Simple Lifers Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are reportedly going to “make up” on Letterman in September. We love stupid pet tricks!

  • Watch the trailer for Babel starring doofus sperm donor Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael Garcia Bernal, and Koji Yakusho.

  • Another Daily Show correspondent (Ed Helms) and two others join Steve Carell at The Office.

  • The Black Dahlia trailer confirms it; Josh Hartnett is Leonardo DiCaprio-level worthless. His range is squinty to squinty.

  • Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler in 20 years.

  • Pink is the new Darth Vader.

Teen sleuth Kristen Bell brings the cute.

Deja: Bob Dylan’s Modern Times and Luna’s Hedgehog/23 Minutes into Brussels 7” (via chromewaves)

Wot no “Live Forever”!

I heart Heidi.

Stupid pet tricks, harsh! Love it.

Name checking “She’s Electric” makes my week for real.

Here’s a little clarification on the U2/Albert Hammond Jr. thing. (from the bands message board)

they weren’t covering the song, albert was there that day and was playing them some of his solo recordings when the band had a day off during their tour last week.

can’t believe some crazy fans were actually outside using spy gear to secretly record the sounds coming from the house… very creepy, to say the least.

the song is actually called “in transit”, and yes, albert’s solo album is due OCT. 9th, and will exclusively be released in the U.K., because that’s the only place he has a record deal… i’m sure it will be available for purchase elsewhere as an “import”, or through web stores…

-ryan the strokes wiz kid mgmt.

Can’t wait to hear his record and maybe U2 should think about covering it, it’s a great song.

thanks, grant! i had no idea albert was doing a solo album so soon.

Albert Hammond, Juneahhhhh solo album? Good lord is that going to suck the sweat off Brandon Davis’ ballsack.

O’Donnell takes to the water. O’Donnell photographs herself like a true self effacing artist should. Full of rosacea, facial wounds, and trucker body. A true hero.

I wouldn’t mind hearing a Nick Valensi solo record. That guy is a SAVAGE ANIMAL. And man-pretty.

That Strokes “In Transit” thing is on YouTube, btw.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=the+strokes+in+transit&searchtype=searchvideos

Jesus Lindsay, go to work and simulate blow jobs like you’re paid to do. Suck it up…as they say.

I love the captions under the pics of the celebs in bikinis. Debra Messing is “pale and interesting.”

“teen” sleuth kristen bell is actually 26. does no one else realize this? why is everyone in love with her? she looks so generic to me.

Zzzz on the Black Dahlia trailer. First heard about black dahlia on E!’s Mysteries and Scandals with AJ Benza, when they started running out of present day scandals. AJ Benza, whatta tool.

The blood dripping off of Black Dahlia’s mouth to form a heart is kinda def.

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