Harold And Kumar Go Nowhere Do Nothing
Get ready to feel really, really, really, really smart. (via superficial)
Headline Of The Day: Let’s Hope There’s Cover Girl On That List
Speaking of bongs, Owen Wilson has confirmed (on purpose or not?) that Adrien Brody will play one of the three brothers (along with Jason Schwartzman and himself) in Wes Anderson’s years away The Darjeeling Limited. And there’s a craigslist ad, too!
The Tenacious D (in) The Pick Of Destiny trailer is finally up over at MTV’s Overdrive “Channel.” Unfortunately, MTV’s Overdrive “Channel” is the worst site in all the tubes of all the internets, so someone uploaded the trailer to copyright infringinement lovin’ YouTube. (via filmrot)
Christopher Hitchens: “One does not abruptly decide, between the first and second vodka, or the ticks of the indicator of velocity, that the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion are valid after all.”
Pat Boone: “For Christ’s sake, forgive him and leave him alone!”
Universal Pictures picks up Hellboy 2, after Sony and Paramount pass.
Brooke Burke and squeaky beach tool David Charvet are expecting their own little Mitch Baywatch.
An Open Letter To The Hollywood Community: from Deuce Bigalow
Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels are actually worth fondling?
More news, including a full track-listing and guest-star-listing for The Strokes’ Albert Hammond Jr’s upcoming UK-only solo album Yours To Keep. Ugh, Sean Lennon.
Gay t-shirt of the yesteryear.
For real. And the phrase “Kfed sound like a Rhodes scholar” is certainly one I never imagined thinking in this lifetime….
Schneider’s letter is half-joking like the Fagen/Becker letter. New trend?
Sean Lennon’s well connected, at least within young Hollywood. Did you see his video with all the starlets? (and Bijou!) http://www.myselfmyself.com/?p=127
(yeah, it does suck)
huh? huh?!
“Pick of Destiny” has an arthouse, existential, Merchant-Ivory feel.
Clearly because the NASCAR lovin’ audience at “Talladega Nights” was not having any part of “Pick of Destiny”
wow. who knew Kevin would be the smart, normal one in that relationship? hope she was faking it.
CHitch calls Passion of the Christ a twistedly erotic spank-movie? What movie did I see. And like Mel’s not already in deep enough sh-t without it being pointed out that he also hates Brits.
Mel Gibson blames the Maoris for Britney and Kevin.
Danny Moder must have murdered someone in a previous life.

Britney makes Kfed sound like a Rhodes scholar. That was like watching a dog chase its own tail.
She should never drive on a highway late at night b/c aliens love to probe idiots like her.