Neutral Milk Hilton
Paris Hilton, who was recently in Los Angeles promoting her new CD Paris (and torturing crippled children), showed off some serious indie credentials citing Athens, GA recluse Jeff Mangum as the number one influence on her sound, adding, “Like NMH, I’ve been playing the piano and violin since I was six years old, and singing.”
My head just exploded.
best.picture.i.have.ever.seen.
I may be stating the obvious, but this is fake. Being that I designed the album, I am so deeply upset by seeing this that I punched my eyes.
p.s. whoever photoshopped this was too lazy to take Paris’ name off the spine.
p.p.s you can see more photos of the original here: http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/FrameSet.aspx?s=ImagesSearchState%7c0%7c0%7c-1%7c28%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c1%7c%7c%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c3%7c%7cparis+hilton%7c2233391784121335%7c0%7c0%7c0%7c0&p=&tag=4
I don’t know what it is about that picture, Paris looks like she’s made of wax. More so than usual.
“Oh, comely, all of your friends are all letting you blow, bristling and ugly …”
Zing! Care to explain?
I may be stating the obvious, but this is fake. Being that I designed the Paris Hilton, I am so deeply upset by seeing this that I punched my eyes.
P.S. whoever photoshopped this was too lazy to realize that Paris Hilton, who is beautiful and awesome, would NEVER listen to some whiny fag bullshit.
P.P.S. Paris Hilton hates everyone who reads this site.
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Yeah, and you can really hear his influence in her music. She shouldn’t even be allowed to touch that album. Now he’s going to go even deeper into seclusion.