8/21/2006

We Thought That Bag Looked A Little Light

“I just want to remind everyone that it’s what’s inside that really matters,” said grotesque-on-the-inside “Choice Hottie” award winner Jessica Alba at last night’s 2006 Nimrod Choice Awards.

Talent wellspring Jessica Simpson and two tranny stunt doubles at the 2006 Teen Multiple Choice Awards.

Rachel Bilson channels her outer Brooke Burke.

Old comic book cover posters, so hot right now. Down south.

Irene Cara? Yeah, no thanks, she can stay lost in the 80s.

80’s had some wonky looking women. Perkins and Barkin looked to me like they got hit by trucks.

I’d still like to put it in Alba’s insides, as ugly as they might be.

Step away from the eyeliner, Jess.

Snakes on a Plane’s disappointing box office returns is a lesson in overpromotion for Hollywood. Audiences want to adopt a catchphrase for themselves, not have it rammed down their throats.

Having a good film also helps.

Alison Kelly should not have been voted off. She was riding high and Vincent had been on the chopping block every time, and all of a sudden, her one questionable dress was a dealbreaker.

It makes me angry that “good TV” wins out over “truth.”

Don’t know what Black Snake Moan’s about but it looks hot in a classic 70s porn kinda way

It is nice to see that Craig Brewer hasn’t given up on exploiting racial tensions and the plight of impoverished African Americans for his own financial benefit.

I can’t wait to see what he does with his remake of Roots!

I love that celebrity swag is getting taxed. Make em Pay!!

Whoa. Bee Shaffer, author of the Telegraph piece, is Anna Wintour’s daughter.

But she clearly works hard!

Electra looks like she’s putting moves on Spade. Maybe its true that he’s hung like Screech

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