Her creepy dad/manager nixed the original sign idea and went with the what, not the why. Regardless, high five, John Mayer!!!

• Quote Of The Day: “The idea of blasting into space thrills her, but I don’t think she’s done the research.”

• Addicted: Sarah ReMichelle ReGellar makes another remake.

• Alfred Hitchcock’s first “true” film The Lodger (he was 27), gets the proper art-house remake homage treatment from a true Hitchcock fanatic David Ondaatje.

• The Believer Interviews Oceans 1,395,271 director Steven Soderbergh.

• Watch the new Feast trailer, and make sure you stick around until the end for the money shot spoiler.

• Cameron Diaz is photographed holding her stomach. Let the pregnancy watch begin!

• Motorcycle Brad escorts Lady Jolie and the twins across the tarmac.

• In another classic case of Hollywood hiring a girl to play a little girl’s role, 16-year-old Brittany Robertson has signed on to play Steve Carell’s rebellious 15-year-old daughter in the upcoming Dan In Real Life (ugh, Dane Cook). And this is (old) news why? Because she’s kinda cute, duh!

• Fall Movie Preview: As tough as it may be, disregard the DePalma flick.

• Unexplainably, people continue to ask Hilary Duff what she thinks about a variety of subjects.

Josh Hartnett (he’s the d-bag dressed up like Warren Beatty in his prime) and prettyprettypretty Scarlett Johansson at the Venice Film Festival.

• Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson smoking, naked, and more disgusting than ever before. (nsfw)

• Amy Sedaris writes a book, launches a book tour (no Atlanta), and still finds time to get drunk and show up on Sesame Street.

• Green Day are hard at work on the follow-up to their modest hit, rock-opera American Idiot, which will be a three-movement solo concerto of the Vivaldi type, but with more punky, spunky, piss and vinegar.

• David Byrne does something faintly avant-garde sounding.

• Pitchfork has a total crush on Kelis.

• UPDATE: The Eddie Van Halen porno mp3s are here. (nsfw)

Beck talks to Wired about the new album and not about the scientology.

• Stream Regina Spektor in-studio session at Minnesota Public Radio. (via lhb)

• MTV’s newest jailbait blonde senless-sation Cheyenne Kimball is still hanging ooooooooooon to her very own special version of some giant record company’s pre-fab, factory pop at Center Stage tonight.

• Snoop Dogg (probably not this Blue Carpet), Charlie Hill, and those merry tread-millers OK Go on Letterbox tonight.

• You Might Be A Redneck If: You’re Kirk.

• eBay: Vintage 1970’s Fisher-Price Play-Snakes On A Plane-Set. (via laura)

• Fun with Telemarketers!!! (via recidivism)

• Is that thing f’real?