9/7/2006

Inside The Actor's Studio

Ben Affleck, what turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

if Katie Couric’s ratings drop, you know she’s gonna start pulling shit like this.

WHY did ben affleck quit drinking? he was so much funnier, albeit as your lechy 70 year old uncle with hair coming out of his ears holding you prone to his chest for five minutes, than he has EVER been on screen. except for maybe thirty seconds of “shakespeare in love”. and even that was funny in the perjorative sense. what a cretin. go back to southy, you schmo.

What. The. Fuck. Did I just watch? Were there any survivors of this train wreck?

haha what a gangsta!

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I can’t even watch the entire thing. Oh, how awful.

he knows the girl. he’s been flirting with her on the air everytime they met for the past, what, six years or so now.

Dear Regan-

a) It’s spelled ‘Southie’, just like the movie.

b) He’s not from Southie, he’s from Cambridge, Central Square to be precise.

He wishes he was from Southie.

Love and kisses, DS

Matt Damon!

You know how many times he probably got laid in similar situations? So…depressing. Thanks a lot for posting that, I lost my appetite right before my lunch hour.

What a hard hitting interview. The sad thing is bitches love that kind of shit….meanwhile I’m trying to play it cool and getting no pussy. Regardless…..Affleck must die

Gwynneth dated that guy.

If the big budget roles dry up, Affleck should definitely Shatner-ize his career. Sleazy lounge albums, bloating, etc. He’s the heir apparent.

Lemme grab my French-English dictionary here to look up the french word for Butterface

So Brad and Angie got the gay thing now, too? They got adoption, architecture, Unicef, etc.

I’ve always thought his head was too small for his body. They should take on microcephalism next.

Speaking of heads though, how can you ignore the enormous size of Ben’s?

If this clip was taken during “Jersey Girl” promotions, does that mean he was behaving that way in the midst of his engagement to J-Lo? I can’t stand her either but if this is his M.O. while supposedly in a committed relationship, man did she ever dodge a bullet.

I don’t care that this is not related: The new red bar at the bottom of the You Tube videos is too big, too distracting and its taking away from my ability to concentrate on things like the size of stupid Ben Affleck’s melon.

Just sayin’.

s’pose afflack ever regrets giving up this life of grabass for “baking soda, pots and pans, little eyes i’ll do what i can…a wife at home says i’m no good?”

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