Finally
Our first, honest to goodness death threat. Yay! So what do you think? Should we take this poet seriously or continue to report on the further adventures of Indiana Schwag Whore and The Temple of Gift Bags?
- It appears that Dave hates us almost as much as Giant magazine hates the new John Mayer album Continuum. Or, almost as much as Jean-Claude Van Damme loves Mentos. Or, almost as much as Pitchfork loves revealing the full track-listing for the upcoming Pavement Wowee Zowee: Sordid Sentinels Edition reissiues.
Dave-
If you so much as touch one hair on goldenfiddle’s head, I will take back the “benefits” not only of OUR friendship, but those of all your stupid, horny, poor friends.
-‘lil D, aka “Whore Shorts”
ps- I will no longer accept shiny trinkets and cheap crap as payment for my services. Only straight up cash from now on (unlike that reverse compass of a soft dick of yours). I’ve seen more impressive cock on an 8 year old! 8 year olds, Dude.
ps- call on you later?
: P
What? No mention of last night’s Cat Power concert? She sang her own soulful version of ‘Crazy’ by Gnarls Barkley.
There’s a great little Craiglist ad in Seattle that might be of interest to Dave and all his rage.
Blash you piece by piece! Dude, you better get a buller prof jarckt!
Congratulations, Spence, on achieving a true right of passage! First, the Cease and Desist for the Jennifer Aniston Bores Us to Tears cover, and now this.
Our little blogger is all growed up!! Way to go!! Keep up the great work!
AHAHAHHAHA!!! What kind of a psychopathic killer letter asks you your address first!?! Haha, funniest thing.
I hope Dave’s not in a good mood when he stops by.
I can share with him some good restaurants in ATL….not I that I think your flesh and blood isn’t delicious, I’m sure it is….but if he wants Spencer a la carte, he probably want to bring along some A-1 or BBQ sauce. Human’s can be bland.
tell me your shoe size so that I can buy you some quality running shoes that you can use to run away from me
and “as soon as I’m in that area”…as if he’s putting it in his planner. its too good for words.
Wow. Way to go! I used to get death threats, too. Here’s the bad news, that dude let Me into his heart when he was in 7th grade, so even if he kills you I gotta let him into Heaven. I should have made a loophole regarding murderers. Oh well, your blog is fun.
Pretty soon you’ll start bragging about hanging out with Madonna.
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You know I got to kinda agree with the guy. You know not about the whole blood splashes/chainsaw thing, it seems a little messy. But I mean obviously only Mr. Chase gets to call Daveigh a whore. He’s earned that right, and you’ve obviously pissed him off by usurping his “creepy incest dad” priveledges.
In all seriousness WTF!! So I say contact the authorities or give him K-Fed’s home address. Either way works for me.