“someday I’m going to start a foundation for him, the “Take a Poor African Kid Partyin’ Foundation”“

yesssss.

can’t hate on her, she’s livin’ any highschoolers dream, except for having to bang gallo.

Pizza does rule!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BMPQwBlbx4&eurl=

(sorry couldn’t resist)

mark cobrasnake must get an unreal amount of trim for an ugly guy. before the Net he wouldve been the one old creepy dude at the club (theres always one)

i’m gonna get flack for this, however: vincent gallo is a cinematic genius. it’s called enigmatic charm. we don’t know why we like it, yet we do.

almost as if they keep brandon davis around to have someone to rag on.

natasha lyonne + julian casablancas + gia = cory kennedy

“starving nachos” - i like that one

Girlfriend gonna get an A+ in health class.

baron-cohen’s almost handsome as Bruno

The tone of Cory’s blog is suprisingly muted and snore-inducing for such an obviously cracked out celebutard. That pic of Kiki Dunst is priceless though. Talk about washed up at 25.

i feel so extremely old when reading cory’s blog: i really don’t get the style (of clothing) nor the way she writes. :-(