Boregasm
Wha? Was Paul Simon busy?! We guess it could be worse. Dane Cook could be hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live with musical guest The Killers… Oh, drat. {ED. Note: We have a sneaking suspicion the (Rankin) bassist is actually puppetronic.}
A gossipy fairy tale starring Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, Joe Francis, Us Weekly’s lipless quisling Ken Baker, tons of free schwag, and absolutely no Perez Manbearpig in site? Mmmm, it’s a beautiful thing. Thanks Jossip!
American telenovela Ugly Betty No Wear Prada executive producer Salma Hayek and star America Ferrera do the polite, morning, chat thing with queen of the white people Diane Sawyer.
Robert Downey Jr. to play Tony Stark in Jon Favreau’s Iron Man. Get it? Because they’re both alcoholics! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Jesus Camp: “We get to watch Fischer pray over her technical equipment — “No microphone problems, in Jesus’ name. …” before briefly speaking in tongues.”
Borat Deleted Scenes: White House, Cheese, and Doctor.
Astroboy sows his steely seed of love amongst the rohypnoled youth. (via ocdropkick)
When rip-off rockers Jet makes their eventual return to the SNL stage this season, can Girls Aloud pleeeeeze sing with them, Lorne?
Courtney Love: “You chant for shit you want, and you get it.”
Spoonman Britt Daniel stopped by and AOL LA studio for a little Interface-time and a quick interview & performance. Go listen.
Echo and the Bunnymen: Sun Plaza Hall, Tokyo, Japan, 1.17.84.
Have a free Mp3 of the Brazilian Girls’ “Jique.”
After the slow motion train-wreck that was Strangers With Candy the movie, it’s nice to see that Amy Sedaris can bounce back.
Extremecraft cuts the blogspot middle-man out.
The Bar Rafaeli gallery
Leo traded up.
Every year, the Rudolph special returns right at the moment when I’ve finally had enough time to get it out of my fevered nightmares.
Looks like Billy Corgan hangs out in the dark corners of Court’s hall closet.
Cruise losing parts to Robert Downey Jr.? Ouch.
At first, I thought that Corgan was Joe Regalbuto.
Its looking bad for Courtney. She has the same scared junkie look in her eye that Richard Pryor used to have.
The narrator sounds like Martin Bashir. (Same guy who did the Michael Jackson interview.)
“Queen of the White People” mwhahaha!
I get the feeling Salma Hayek plays up her accent.
And Dane Cook reminds me of Donkey Kong:
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the Jossip magazine story is loaded with saturated fun!
More AOL blogger comments: “I went to a Spoon concert in a wheelchair, and Britt’s words healed me. They healed me. Now I can walk!”
courtney love has officially become the marianne faithfull of her generation, from the voice to the malaise. will the channel 4 doc ever play in the states, do you think?
even funnier than borat is the way keith olberman overexagerates his name. “BOROT!”
She must get so tired of the “I’d like to sidle up to the bar,” “raising my bar,” etc. pickup lines.
Dane Cook does have stage presence, I think. He was the only one on SNL that had any energy last night. Jeez did it blow(Al Pacino checking his bank balance was funny.)
obligatory astroglide joke
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I’ve talked to more than a few people who are liking the new Killers. Really.
They need to get their theme/era straight. One guy is wild wild west, another is Jackie Rogers Jr., another is Village People biker. wtf