11/2/2006

Jeri Ryan Has A Posse

MySpace Band Of The Week: Hey, girl. Wassup? We’re Sevn’9… Yo, I mean Sev’n9. Our influences are Pink Floyd and Tupac, so we sound like 311 and 3rd Bass. But, yo, we’re unsigned, if you know where I’m stayin’… Yo, I’m stayin’ on Brandon’s futon, but that shit’s just temporary until I can get a place of my own. But I digress. Yo, so the way you’re lookin’ through my fly, new, Polished Gold/VR28 Gold Iridium Oakley CROSSHAIR™ S’s is making me feel all sensitive and shit.

What a bummer, these guys are from Atlanta, too. Anyway, do yourself a huge diservice and listen to “Finding Me.” Linkin Park could sue these guys for copywhite infringement.

regan becker  

sir, you are your strongest when you impersonate dorks. we love it.

Alex G  

Wow. And you didn’t even mention their inspiring “About the Band” blurb, wherein they actually call themselves “the second coming…don’t miss it!” Um.

(Favourite part of the blurb: “”SEV’N 9” are smokin people away. Turn it up loud and be proud. You’re livin it brother!”)

Thank you for making my day.

Gib  

Any friend of Cap’n Bob’s is a friend of mine. (Or maybe it should be Ca’pn Bob.)

The Jackal  

They’re kind of…old.

Corky St. Clair  

I want those 3 minutes of my life back please.

richbob  

Huh. Now that’s an ATL band that won’t be on C&T anytime soon.

cabbage head  

can i catch a ride the Duluth show?

kali  

is that andy dick in the middle?

jhnthn  

i want to participate in jeri ryan’s phenomenology too!

9 oh 9  

my question is what are the guys from s’evn9 staring at? talent? sunglass vendor?

qwerty asdf  

Good its says Sev’n9 on the pic…people might confuse them with the Thunder from Down Under.

totallfest  

ya’ll like molly hatchet?

rob  

is that brooke hogan next to the pick up? hulk is not gonna like that.

bebe  

aaaaand that’s why man created high def

cara  

somewhere Thighmaster’s head just exploded.

just saw some pics of Brooke Burke pregnant. and she still looks hot, damn her.

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