His Hair Was Perfect
Nice fucking eyelashes Anna-Nicole Smith. Very mourning-like. We thinks Howard K. Stern might be pulling an old Anna Nicole Smith on Anna Nicole Smith.
The official trailer for 300 is up, and it’s bloody glorious! And we love the mpaa alert: Graphic battle sequences throughout. Rated awesome!
Terry Gilliam: Will direct for Food. Go see Tideland! (via lindsay)
New trailer for Blood Diamond (not The Blood Diamond, just Blood Diamond), starring Leonardo DiCarprio, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou. You know great actors disappear into their roles? Leonardo DiCaprio does the exact opposite for us. Every goddamn time. We think it has something to do with his voice. No. We’re positive it has everything to do with his voice. It’s horrible. Terrible. Excruciating even. It grates our nipples. And the manure accent he throws on top of it isn’t helping matters, either.
Josh Hartnett has played one too many detectives in the movies.
Nip/Fuck: This is unbelievable.
Turns out red-carpet pose-whore Emmy Rossum does indeed have at least one nipple. Still no word on a soul, though.
Jessica Simpson: C’mon, is it really that cold anywhere in America right now? And can Dr. 90210 give her back her eyelids, please? Don’t make us make the Nosferatu comparison. TOO LATE!!!
Arrested Development’s George Michael and X-Men’s Ellen Page join the cast of Joseph Reitman’s coming-of-age comedy (we love those!) Juno.
Entertainment Weekly’s Jeff Jensen attempts to shed some light on last night’s dizzying Lost episode. (via achtungbaby)
With all that money, you would think Joe Francis could get himself a decent neck. Also, we cannot wait for the Quincy Jones memoirs. ‘Cos he is straight up Nicholson-level P.I.M.P.
Lily Allen: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, I know, and it also doesn’t read very well. Uh-oh. Goldenfiddle is hating it.
Albert Hammond Jr.: They sure do have crazy calendars in the UK.
Noel Gallagher is still talking about how much Oasis sucked.
Gods of death metal Opeth and Lamb Of God play the Masquerade tonight. This show is not to be missed, if you hate your ears.
And now, a white hot, ice-pick-to-the-eyeballs brilliant passage from our favorite, deluded, doofus, hipster-moppet Cory Kennedy.
A collection of Adult movie posters from the 60s and 70s. Hilarious and slightly nsfw. (via kottke)
Cobragirl: We just fell in.
Pink is the new Asian kid.
Scott Storch might possibly be the biggest kook alive.
omgz lyk cory kennedy is soooo smart! she should ToTaLly be prezident or sumfin!!111
nothing says A hole like a good pinky ring.
leo’s got great range, there’s flared nostrils (angry) and relaxed nostrils. and…yeah… that’s about it.
Umm, I think Quincy Jones is dead. One good way to maintain wood.
So that’s why the Bilson wants this OC season to be the last (well that and the show sucks donkey dick now). Seriously though Adam, I can help you through this, why won’t you answer my letters and calls??
It was bad enough to see Rosie ODonell having sex but to have to see her ass, too? GAH!!
100% spot on with dicaprio’s voice, and the awful accent. what, they couldn’t get clive owen, or someone… anyone else?
also, the bilson/brody relationship isn’t going to work because she clearly is not as stoned as he is in that picture, and we all know it’s not fun to hang out with kids that are high when you are not.
i saw some more closeup pics of anna nicole on her wedding day and she’s looking like a cracked out whitney houston (or whitney houston) caught in paint storm. best soap opera ever.
josh hartnett needs to debate cory kennedy. pay per view.
Are you sure those are eyelashes and not two horseflies that flew into her face?
Now are we allowed to feel sorry for Aniston? Last time around she said she didn’t want any pity.
“back in history dating all the way back to where it first begun in greece, the elite men who felt and thought the same, stayed together ex. the constitution.”
I don’t have anything to say except, wow. Just, holy crap.
she is purrfect :) id ‘do’ her!
Storch strengthens terrorist’s resolve
it’s just not nice to trash-talk a brother and sister whose incestuous ennuifest has fallen short of the brad & gwyneth split of ‘97. shame on yhahahaha.
weird coincidence dicaprio also says the same line (as Lily) re: sarcasm not reading well in the latest Time.
Brody looks asian, could he be suri’s Dad?
blitzen trapper would argue that the cobragirl fell through the roof of the car
Leonardo’s a great actor. I think you’re jealous because he’s had women like Gisele and now gorgeous Bar Refaeli. And I’m not the only one who thinks so because a lot of critics think he’s done Oscar worthy performance in his new movie
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Getting married on a boat named “Margaritaville” .. that about sums up the whole Stern/Smith situation.