A Pirate Looks At All The Pretty Colors
Jimmy Buffet changes his latitude and gets busted with over 100 tabs of ecstacy. (dammit) He told French authorities that “It was medicine prescribed by a doctor,” and was fined 300 euros ($380). Wha? Buffet Trivia: Buffett played “Additional Blond Agent” in the classic 1984 film Repo Man, and a pirate in the less than classic 1991 Hook. Which reminds us of another piece of slightly disgusting Hook trivia: George Lucas and Carrie Fisher played uncredited roles in Hook as “Man and woman kissing on bridge.” Eeeeeeeew!
Anna Nicole Smith: Just when you think it can’t get any awesomer, it finds a way to get awesomer.
For the last time, Nicole Kidman hates children! So stop asking!!!
And the Oscar goes to Martin It’s About Fucking Time Scorsese.
Jack Black signs onto interesting article/bad movie idea.
The trailer for the Dixie Chicks documentary Shut Up and Sing is shut up.
The new Ghost Rider trailer looks like a flaming pile of something.
Hank and Mike: Times are tough for an easter bunny these days.
Everything going according to plan, eh Jude Law? Don’t say a word. That smile tells us all we need to know about Shittienna.
3 Words: Alan Thicke, Dutch-based reality tv show, and singing employees. Well, almost 3 words. He’s a composer, too?
Leftovers: Kiki, Biel, Bee Schaffer, and the cover to X-Men 141.
Guns ‘N Roses: A democracy at last?!
We ain’t right sure what kind of sick, twisted cookies they got over there in UKland, but over here, in the good old US of A, our cookies ain’t sharp. They’re round and gooey!!!
Smuggler’s Blues: You didn’t think we’d tease you like that, did you?
No Goat. Goat! No Goat. No Goat. No Goat. Goat! Goat! Goat!
It’s Everywhere: Battle of the Album Covers. (via blogs, here first)
Fleetwood Mac’s Lindsey Buckingham plays the Variety tonight.
Letterman has Amy Sedaris (I Like You) and Trey Anastasio (Bar 17).
Speaking of everywhere, is it just us, or are Japanese chicks, like, all the rage these days? Seriously, look around. Maybe Rivers was onto something. (idea via grambo)
Stephanie Seymour & Keeley: Still gettin ‘er done.
The Pioneer MT-01 Power Line Sound System: Yes, please.
To Do List: Get cool, sometimes asinine, new stuff.
They’re definitely going to Lucci Scorsese because the man was born with a strained loser-ish look on his face and that makes for a great shot when the winner takes the stage.
anna nicole. oh schnap! that is some telanovela sh*t.
thicke composed a lot tv theme songs with gloria loring, his ex-wife. and i think they sang a few of them, too. he’s also the inspiration for jethro tulls thick as a brick. no not really.
As if Jimmy Buffet concerts weren’t already bad enough. Now all the parrotheads will be high on X.
On his myspace page, Rivers calls himself “river”. Not like I’ve ever looked at his myspace page.
Best comment ever on RS(Chinese Democracy) story: Purple Haze (Jenna’s bf?) 10/5/2006: “If this is true I’ll blow my load…too late.”
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you can tell that Jude and Sienna are kinksters. which would be a real hot thought if only they’d think to pick up a bar of soap once in a while.