Bon Voyage
Remember when Gwyneth won that Oscar and her dress was way too big? Yeah… That was a long, long time ago.
Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington hands co-star Patrick “McDreamy” Dempsey his pussy. According to Washington, “We had a difference of opinions while working on set but we’ve resolved it.” Damn straight!
Oh, Geroge Clooney. You and your awesome life, and your pot-bellied pig, and your house full of frat dudes, and your gigantic butthole ego need to take a little vacation from Everybodyfuckinglovesme Island and hang out in the gutter (like Pittsburgh) with some people who don’t know you from Taylor Hicks.
Quote Of The Day: “They were kissing passionately, and he was wearing a stained sweatshirt and the fly of his jeans were undone.”
Madonna buys herself one Malawian boy. (Or not.) Wonder is she put him on her black Amex. Next item on the to-do list: Marry Brad Pitt!!!
Rachel Weisz joins the cast of director Rian Johnson’s (Brick) next film The Brothers Bloom.
Watch the trailer for Cocaine Cowboys, a documentary on the true life stories that inspired the movies Scarface, Miami Vice, and The Birdcage. (via bigscreen)
The Grindhouse trailer is very much what you might expect: Sickenning!
Did you spot all 1,328 guest stars on last night’s sorastastic episode of Veronica Mars? Of course you did. And how cute was lil’ K. Bell in her Rush Week best?! Yummy.
Project Runway’s Jeffrey pulls a Britney Spears with his hideous neck tat.
That other SNL show (and hopefully the funny one) 30 Rock premieres tonight at 8PM ET/PT on NBC.
Arrivals at the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Awards honoring Ferragamo.
The new face of Channel: Who else, Chan-elle herself, Cat Power.
Holly Valance in Ralph magazine. Ralph magazine. Ha.
Rolling Stone (remember them?) get their arthritic, little fingers on the new Shins disc Wincing The Night Away, and guess what?!
Listen up rest of the world! New York City’s finest have
spokenblogged: Lily Allen is just so so… All hail Lady Sovereign!Justin Darkness quits The Darkness. The eighties (and the Darkness) really are over.
Fiona Apple’s cover of “Sally’s Song” from The Nightmare Before Christmas. (via achtungbaby)
The New York Dolls (that are still alive) to tour for the first time in 300 years. that’s right, 300 years.
Letterman has The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart and the stubbly Mr. Potato-Head Nick Lachey.
Will American Apparel’s unisex Slim Slack be the Lily Allen of slim jeans?! We’ll just have to wait… but until then, they are like totally awesome! (via skeet)
Gisele Bundchen: Mac user… er, home movie.
LED Throwie Rat: The perfect halloween accessory!!!
Vice Don’t: A double homicide.
The Girl: Daiane Fernandes
I want to punch George Clooney. Hard. So hard that he ends up looking like Rose McGowan.
no pinot noirs for Gwyneth
Sebelia’s tatt is still better than Christina Ricci’s bird tattoo flying over her breast scar.
I think the back of his neck says something about ciabatta bread.
The pic of a smoking cat in the Idolator article. There’s your big league humor. Thems is pros.
I like the last line of the people mag article on Dempsey (dreamy blue eyes, ha ha)…Washington also decided against kicking his ass when he saw how firm and supple it was.
Grindhouse. Wow.
Only recently put together that the guy who plays PC in the Mac commercials is John “Area of my Expertise” Hodgman. He’s hard on the eyes.
More like Shannon Tweedsville
The Brothers Bloom is about “one last job.” How original.
Rose McGowan is 33 F*CKING YEARS OLD! Can we put a federal age requirement on Botox until at least 38? She had a few good years of visible facial expression left and she just up and threw it all away.
the vice guy is sporting the new Michaela Jackson look
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I love me some K. Bell. I don’t know if its because of or despite the fact that she looks like a Whitley Streiber alien.