10/12/2006

Teddy Mayer

Masturbating bear John Mayer plays some real down home in the Denali National Park blues with fellow haggard woodland creature Sheryl Crow. Hey, it could be worse. He could be wearing heels. Or a… (gag) bikini. Or massaging the head of SNL’s Andy Samberg.

There’s a super bad Teddy (bear) Geiger joke in there somewhere, too.

dredre  

its always the quiet ones that turn out to be furries

Tom Bodett  

grundle rock

cara  

or hey it could be even worse. it could be Randy Jackson. har har.

this realm  

Do bears really masturbate? i finsta look it up.

this realm  

They do. Table 2 shows that they spend 2% of their time engaged in masturbating

squirrely mon  

I’d play with Sheryl’s teddys.

tiny telephone  

mayers got the smoldering idiot look down pat

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