10/16/2006

Gay Perry

Hollywood releases a cougar (the ghost of Paris future?) into the wild.

  • Leonardo DiCaprio: Cheap and stupid. What’s not to love?

  • Grindhouse News: “TheFeed has learned that the trailer that debuted on Spike’s Chainsaw Awards last week was in fact some clips from Planet Doom combined with one of the fake previews that the dynamic duo have shot to run with their Grindhouse experience. Additionally, both of the actual films they are shooting – Tarantino’s Death Proof and Rodriguez’s Planet Terror – will be feature length (not shorts as as many have said), with the fake trailers for other exploitation flicks running in between, making the experience around three hours or so.”

  • Scarlett Johansson makes the most of the wardrobe depatment for her bit part in The Prestige. In a related story: Well, she does have the voice of a 50-year-old 4 pack-a-day smoker. (via stereo)

  • Sacha Baron Cohen, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton to make beautiful, quirky music-ical together. Related: Sacha Baron Cohen embarrassed by retard.

  • Bill Murray was “happy to drink vodka from a coffee cup and also helped wash dishes in the cramped kitchen.”

Rumor Willis: Close, but no cigar.

Hope they run the trailer for Who’s Dat Ninja in the middle of Grindhouse.

oh come on, ellen is beautiful. she can do no wrong in my mind. i guess i saw sea of love one time too many. or maybe 4094094 times too many.

agreed, stevie. she has a tremendously talented plastic surgeon.

Even from the short previews on Bravo, Padma Lakshmi seems to have more personality in her little finger than the last celebrity trophy wife to host “Top Chef”: Katie Lee (Mrs. Billy) Joel had in her whole skinny little body.

My insomnia and I thank you for the Kill Yr Idols video. I think its a commentary on our hunger for wealth and Vin Diesel movies (idol looks like Vin Diesel) :)

Ellen auctioned off all her jewelry and now has nothing to wear to the big functions.

Country BlueGrass & Blues closing night slide show.

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2006/10/15/arts/20061016CBGBSLIDESHOW_1.html

i love the way nic cage has been doing the same open mouthed moronic stare in every situation and every role for years now. he can easily act his way to the side of the inside of a paper bag.

Any guess as to why they replaced the android from the first season of Top Chef with a living, breathing woman?

yowch! (ha.) those willis girls all got their dad’s jawline. you’d have to think twice before asking her “why the long face?”

the hacked myspace profiles were wicked fun to read.

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