Wonder-Twig powers, ACTIVATE!!!

• Tom & Katie: So, does this mean an Italian annulment, too?

• Angelina Jolie is done. It’s over. Finito. Go rent Tomb Raider. Quit holding your breath. Move on. There’s nothing to see here. Rent Original Sin. The End. Related: Black is the new black.

• Dirty dishwasher to blame for Whitney and Bobby’s divorce.

• Oooooooh, now we get it. Because it’s full of crackers!

• Excuse to link to picture of Salma Hayek.

• Jennifer Aniston discovers the long-lost final nail to her coffin while looking for her lighter (bong hits, duh) in between the couch cushions.

• The contents of FOX’s official The OC schwag care package are predictably schwagtastic… We’d keep the Summer pin, but only if she agrees to get that lesbo pedicure.

• You have to hand it to them; Kazakhstan is just going all out, balls-to-wall to promote this Borat thing.

• Contest: Predict when Elizabeth Hasselbeck will leave The View.

Lydia Hearst: “Everything in fashion is changing and I’m changing with it. There is no other standout redhead on the runway. It’s a new beginning for me.” Wha?! Fashion is changing?! But we just bought these jeans last week! Ah, fuck.

• Radar (5th time’s the charm!) talks to the creepy guys that make Wonder Showzen about the comedy gold-mine at ground zero.

• Kate Moss goes shopping!!! Okay, now back to work.

• According to The Daily Mail, Sir Paul McCartney had to choke a bitch.

• Brand spanking new video from The Hold Steady for “Chips Ahoy.”

Ice T and Coco do tha gangsta John and Yoko (Coco, Yoko…? Eh, it’s probably nothing) for the cover of Ice-T’s (more funny haha than) controversial new album Iceberg.

• Panic At The Disco (fuck that stupid fucking exclamation point) attempt to use reverse psychology. How fucking emo. In a related story: YOU’RE BOTH WRONG!

• Bloc Party: Live at Splendour in the Grass, Australia, July 24, 2005.

• Chunklet: Chavez might be the most underrated rock band of the 90’s.

• It’s kind of like God came down and blessed the labels with a new way of doing business, one that eliminated all kinds of costs, from manufacturing to shipping, and rather than seeing this as a way of increasing business, the greedy labels said LET’S PARTY! (via the informationleafblower)

• Recidivism is right, The Kasper Hauser Comedy Podcast is darn funny.

• She’ll look back on this picture and laugh, “I’m upside down!”

• Conan has Kiki, Harry Shearer, and Corinne Bailey Rae.

• The Girl: Nathalia Barbosa, 22 años, Leo.

• Tire Reefs: Whoops!