Needs More Work
Pam Anderson and Denise “The Penise” Richards discuss laptop safety techniques and venereal diseases on the set of their new movie Gone With The Wind 2: Fish Lips & Tits’ Bogus Adventure.
Valium The Duck Cory Kennedy gives Mr. Mickey, like, some side-mouth advice on, like, LA, and, like, culture, and, like, designated drivers… Jesus. Somebody get our broker on the line, immediately! We have some CK stock we need to unload.
Erin Gray: Who Veronica Mars should have gone as for Halloween. The whole “God, she looks like someone, who is it?!” thing has been killing us for a while. Glad we finally put that one to bed. Bonus: Classic space-vampire Buck Rogers clip.
Courtney Love, “picky!” Oooooh, that’s rich!!! Picky! HA!! Can’t. stop. picky! crying. tears. of. hilarious.
You loved “Shoes,” now love “Text Message Break-Up.”
Keeley undressed-up as Britney and Xtina. (NSFW)
The cobrasnake spots one-time The OC-heater Olivia Wilde. WOW.
eBay: Buy It Now
And back to not hot again.
She seems to be soaked in some dubious liquid. Also, tell her that ironic t-shirts are so passe. Yes, ironic, because I hardly think she can lipsynch “Light My Collagen Lips” let alone sing it acid reflux style. I do have to admit she’s extremely pretty.
..or Jocelyn Wildenstein rrrowrr!
She was pretty b4 the surgery. Seriously she looks all plasticy.
File that Denise story under FUNNY! (and file-able)
their entire bodies are wizard sleeves
Future Ashlee faxed Ashlee a message that read “chillax” which in futurespeak means “chillax.”
I’d love to say something snarky about Ashlee, but, it’s just plain fucking sad. How old is this girl, 19? And she was pretty to begin with, in a different, non-plastic way. Just sad. Sad, sad, sad.
oh great just when I got “Shoes” out of my head. so twisted rad. almost pink flamingos. decks.
tom skeritt would’ve been better than margaret cho and stormtroopers. liked shoes better but thanks GF!
cory love.
she make mr. mickey laugh. all the way down to his mangina.
Hey too bad Wikipedia has some standards, that can’t just celebrate pedophillia and promote underage partying like Cobrasexxxy.
Sorry Corey..you’re grounded!
the Pam/Denise movie’ll be like the screenings they do of Nightmare on Elm Street in 3D.
Yeah but why did Logan dress up as a bloated Dana Carvey?
Holiday is short for “I spent my Holiday making sleepy eyed love to this here $40 drum machine”
its hard for courtney being t-rexually active and all.
she’s old.
bought it now. had to. IT’S FOR A FRIEND.
Baldwin (is that a bear rug on him?) killed on SNL last night. “nails that looked like bbq fritos. there’s not a nail cutter in the world that could cut those poker chips..”
Cory Kenenedy is such a kiss ass.
Yeah she loved brown bunny more than buffalo 66! HAHAH.
Yah, sure ya did Horey.. you sexy cobrasex intern. Just get on your knees and beg Gallo to put you in his next movie.
What a total lying kissarse! but then again at 16 most girls are desperate for attention and validation. YUCK.
forget erin gray, do you have any footage of the “RICKKKERRR?”
i don’t really care i just wanted to type “the RICCCCCCKKKER.”
Courtney needs time to adjust to dating clean guys after being around hardcore drug users for so long. She doesn’t know that its wrong to serve activated charcoal as an appetizer.
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How does someone win the title of Number One transexual in the world. Wait, I don’t want to know.