Loose Labiums
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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny director Liam Lynch talks to the Reeler about Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny.
How is katie Holmes Tom Cruise’s height? Don’t answer that. Ewwww!
Watch the trailer for David Fincher’s Zodiac.
Don’t call me nigger, whitey… er, Kramer. Let’s hope Jerry fares better with the crowd on Letterman, tonight.
Courtney Love: Big, stupid and buck naked. (nsfw)
The Office Indecision: Team Karen or Team Pam or Team This Girl.
U2 and Pearl Jam’s “Rocking In The Free World” (Make Poverty History version) is almost as rocking in the world as Neil Young and Pearl Jam’s “Rocking In the Free World” (Fat Eddie grunge version) and definitely more rocking in the free world than the millionteenth and half other times they’ve rocked it. in the free world.
Johnny Marr and David Cross cover bank dork’s version of U2’s “One” at a Modest Mouse show.
Radiohead take a week off from recording. You may now continue with your life, already in progress.
Futureheads future not so bright.
Pete Doherty ________.
Karina Bacchi: More big lips.
…some lips, however, need to be altered, plumped up, or injected with collagen or Restalyne in order to attract members of the opposite sex (read: ashlee, jessica, hohan). others are naturally beestung and improbably gargantuan (jolie) and manage to reel in the most coveted-yet-doltish celebrity males (pitt).
Good teaser images of some great direction in Zodiac;looks promising. Sweet.
“Lips are a visible organ at the mouth of humans and many animals. Both lips are soft, protruding, movable, and serve primarily for food intake, as a tactile sensory organ, and in articulation of speech.”
…or so it was thought in the early 2000s. Now, with the evolution of appropriate FemBots, we understand that the use of a thing should never be determined by traditional uses but rather by the uses that serve to provide the most satisfaction to the nation state.
The research of the Fleshland Corporation continues to set the standard for effective and efficient visible organ products and are proud to be a sponsor of the 2120 Olympic Games in New Prussia.
Lips are generally made of flesh. In rare circumstances, individuals may be born with lips of wax (see Donald Trump). These people are advised to carefully examine all risk factors when considering a career in fire-eating.
The expression “Loose lips sink ships” has long been thought to be a metaphor used by GIs to warn against carelessly sharing secrets with the enemy. In reality it was coined in the 80’s following a mishap in which a post-op Kelly LeBrock’s lips fell off on a party yacht, tragically causing 20 cokeheads to drown to death.
jenna jameson doesn’t need lip service….those were made giving fluffer demos at the adult entertainment awards orgy.
Did they take off “Kate’s” legs for that picture?
…This is the definition for the word lips. For the band Flaming Lips and how the band got its name after lead singer Wayne Coyne went down on Paris Hilton, please see the disambiguation page.
P.S. Spencer, this is the most geeked out GF entry evs.
Jake’s lucky to have a big gay fan base and the best agent around because his acting is busted.
I swear NME only has that one picture of Pete.
i’d just like LiLo to put her other lips away for awhile. damn, girl.
that’s some shiny happy voxtrot ya dug up there.
Kramer video is random. He’s gotta be on something. Seinfeld didn’t pay those guys enough to just kick back on residuals? Reruns are on every hour of every day.
Congrats to Courtney and her team of photoshoppers, plastic surgeons, wizards and lighting technicians.
that was 3 minutes of Tom thinking of “Xtreme! behavior…Raybans.. planes..Goose..no wait..”
they’re really going to have to have straight up public sex before anyone buys it, and even then there’ll be screams of cgi.
Team Creed.
The original BofA video reeks of being a viral ad campaign. And just reeks.
Speaking of which, Pitchfork’s viral ad with Kramer really backfired, didn’t it?
Team Kevin.
Staples makes good salads.
This year, I’m thankful for panty parties. Pick of Destiny has a bad case of Gasssssssss.
“Lips are a visible organ at the mouth of humans and many animals. Both lips are soft, protruding, movable, and serve primarily for food intake, as a tactile sensory organ, and in articulation of speech.”
And in the event of a water landing, they may be used as a flotation device.
Courtney looks fucking good
Too bad she looks like crap on the inside.
it’s over for her. nobody cares about the bitch anymore. and she is a bitch for publishing her ex husband’s private journals.
Love Bono and Mugatu’s new haircuts. Just read that Kramer’s going to apologize on Letterman tonite.
OJ to Thom: If anyone cared…
Seinfeld’s statement came out so fast I bet he got got whiplash.
Lips are a visible organ at the mouth of humans and many animals. Both lips are soft, protruding, movable, and serve primarily for food intake, as a tactile sensory organ, and in articulation of speech
…except in this case in which lips are used as tool for sucking money out of men’s wallets while their hands are on their penises.
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Damn, that’s too hard.
Unlike hips, some lips lie. (Duh.)