11/21/2006

She's Kinda Rushmore

Cue the Mothersbaugh… According to Liz Smith, Uma-eyed English beauty Camilla Rutherford (Gosford Park) will be in New York around the first of the year to begin shooting Wes Anderson’s next film The Darjeeling Limited. Camilla will play the (new theme alert!) pregnant wife of metrosexual idiosyncratically-costumed nose-cone Adrien Brody’s, most likely, deeply flawed -yet likeable and accomplished- character… with daddy issues.

HBO subscribers can also catch Camilla in the upcoming season of Rome, in which she will, in all probability, appear very naked, frequently.

Possibly this photograph was taken from a bad angle, but she has the build of a woman God created during his Cubist period.

Schwartzman and Brody will play brothers. Hmm, physically, what is it that these two men have in common? Hmmm.

Title sounds snooty.

hey speaking of Gosford, peace out Altman.

She’s got a real Rose McGowan thing goin’ on, n’est-ce pas?

If by “Rose McGowan thing” you mean wall-eyed and fishfaced with a certain I-don’t-know-what, sure.

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