Womennequin, Womannequins?
According to IMDB, the impossibly proportioned Kelli Garner will appear in a movie called Lars And The Real Girl (currently in production), the story of a “delusional young guy who strikes up an unconventional relationship with a doll he finds on the Internet.” A Mannequin/Mannequin: On The Move update?! (Crossing fingers for the Meshach Taylor cameo.)
It’s about frickin’ time!!! Sorta. If only Finding Love For Annie hadn’t already done it… again. And Love Object, before that. And the countless other independent films/pornos depicting guys banging pinocchios -we’re blissfully unaware of- that you’re welcome to enlighten us about in the comments section.
Continuing with our Kelli Garner ADD news segment… Stephen Coletti?! Sweet fuck. We thought we were done with that poopslice forever. At least Safety Glass has Nellie McKay.
Speaking of terrible/awesome early 90’s movies and Kelli Garner, how’s THIS for a Career Opportunities look?
Thighs Wide Shut nails the For Your Consideration review with one nail.
a motherbleeping Meshach Taylor reference! hahaha.
the Jessica Simpson sex tape?
But what of the Elaine Benes mannequin? Not that it came to life or anything.
steven colletti is the 00s answer to scott colomby, their names even sound alike.
She does looks like Conelly, in Labyrinth. And minus the eyebruising knockers.
Catherine O’Hara done got her face pulled too high. Sigh.
The Roger Hargreaves characters..so hot right now.
Kelli Garner … like wow, General Tsao!
hello. f-you, n-word.
but who is that?
http://goldenfiddle.com/image/view/6331/_original
And, before all of them, “Marie-poupée” (1976) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0250575/
Cordon bleu!
yeha sorry - thought that picture was someone else… she looks different
her airbags deployed
whats that line “hey that guys riding around with a dummy!!”
old man: “who are you to criticize?!”
yessssssssss.


One of the great classics of 70’s French porn Le Sexe Qui Parle (Pussy Talk) has a scene where she uses a pinocchio doll to pleasure herself.