11/28/2006

The Leather Wolfmother

BLONDE ITEM (courtesy of Nicole Richie’s MySpace blog): What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices [sic] of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist? HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup…

And Rachel Zoe’s response to the rumors for her split with Nicole Richie.

stevienixed 11/28/2006 @ 5:05 am

for a split second i thought that left pic had sheryl crow in it.

judaskiss 11/28/2006 @ 6:13 am

is that what a real 35 year old woman looks like without botox?

stevienixed 11/28/2006 @ 8:34 am

without botox? you do mean, without body fat, right? right? :-)

judaskiss 11/29/2006 @ 7:03 am

haha. yeah! i guess she is like a raisin.

julia 11/28/2006 @ 10:09 am

Cue Ratatat cat growl!

And the awful spelling. Bet it was written in crayon with cute backwards s’s.

LaRubia 11/28/2006 @ 11:17 am

I need a cigarette after reading all the moronic, ass-kissing comments after her blind item post. “OMG Nicole you are SO FUNNY HYSTERICAL and BEAUTiFulL BABE!! I LOVE your CLAvicle!”

stevienixed 11/28/2006 @ 11:52 am

LaRubia, you must be joking! Didn’t you SEE how much better she looks these days? She has gained so much weight (if you include her Louboutins natch) Anorexia? Ah, all those fatsies are just JEALOUS.

Kenyon 11/28/2006 @ 12:02 pm

She needs to be careful with all that asparagus. It’ll change the taste of her semen.

qwerty asdf 11/28/2006 @ 1:51 pm

Raisin face and lettuce cup. She’s a salad bar!