11/28/2006

An Inconvienient Bra

Those are the breasts of a 60-year-old Ethiopian mother of 17. The only thing missing is the plate in her lip. Whenever we see something as ridiculous as a solid yellow tam we immediately try to place ourselves at the exact point of purchase. Did she pick it out herself? Did someone send it to her as a hate-gift? Maybe she studied it, in some Incense and one-hitter bodegga, and said, “Y’all! This is gunna go so good with my butt-cheek complexion and ever-widening neck-face, y’all!” And the poor sales girl, er, hippie had to look at Brit-Brit, with her ghetto-predator weave, and, suppressing the gag reflex, tell B, “That looks really good on you. And if you want, I can pop that zit.”

One more thing. The recent pictures of Paris Hilton leading Britney around Hollywood wearing the same clothes remind us of another fairly famous odd couple… But instead of Britney being autistic and able to calculate complicated mathematical problems in her head with great speed and accuracy, she’s just retarded…

Like Dane Cook. (via planetbret)

Satisfied75  

good lord

bebe  

Thanks for not showing the kitty shots.

Brotney’s been in freefall. Over what, Kfed? Really?

And Paris the fame pimp. She’ll inject you with a speedball if it brings the paparazzis.

Candace Bergen-...  

I guess I can stop jacking off to issues of National Geographic now.

glis glis  

killed my girl with glasses=smart girls fetish

unclefriendlyhands  

So much for her “new” body. What the fuck is that shit spilled all over her pants? Shouldn’t she be at home breast-feeding somebody? Is she actually paying somebody to block her ears for her too? Is that a suicide attempt scar on her left arm?

benjitheblender  

That’s fucking brilliant.

b

cabbage head  

that box is grody to the max yall.

carnagemiranda  

Leaky boobies.

light peculiar  

if the idea was for the tam to cover the brokea-s weave, she needs to look into an all over body tam.

tam coveralls.

mon.

Bethany  

“ghetto-predator weave”

That’s some impressive wordsmithing right there.

bonds  

Take birth control kill pill

Manny Whives  

Louis C.K.? Now that’s funny.

bkerr  

Here is the link showing Dane Cook ripping off Louis CK’s bits:

http://www.redban.com/audio/danesteals.mp3

Oren  

She keeps her breasts on the ground and keeps reaching for the stars.

Oren  

There was a comment on ontd that the steady of diet of pork chop sammiches and Natty Ice don’t seem to be working for her.

lulzers

Smith  

That’s shot

Corsair’s got a great dirty and dirty great take on P& B. Mwangamwanga, we like to party…

cara  

I’ve narrowed it down and have determined that Paris is either a dude or a robot.

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