12/1/2006

Rock In Rio

According to the farcical press release: “Bossa N’ Roses is currently #9 on iTunes Spain’s album charts. Its predecessors, Bossa N’ Marley and two volumes of Bossa N’ Stones, have sold half a million copies around the world with the same (moronic) formula: melding massive pop hits with bossanova rhythms, Brazilian beats and breezy female vocals. The first volume of Bossa N’ Stones spent an entire year on Argentina’s national Top 10 albums chart.”

Now don’t quote us, but we’re pretty sure Richard Cheese’s classic Aperitif for Destruction [EXPLICIT LYRICS] did the same thing in Paraguay.

Brazilian Democracy jokes, anyone? Use Your Suntan Lotion I & II?

apart from teh vibes the MP3 sounds more like easy listening country (Sheryl Crow) than bossa nova.

I blame Señor Coconaut / Uwe Schmidt for this. First the silly Kraftwerk samba and now this Journey to the Heart of Extreme Paint Drying.

yeah but pretty sweet album cover

when they gonna meld kidz bop with throat singing

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