12/20/2006

The Giant Asshole Before Christmas

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose; He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night… and don’t forget to watch my show, The Apprentice LA, Sundays on NBC (9-10 p.m. ET); Premieres January 7 (9:30-11 p.m. ET).”

wait, is donald trump asian?

yawn. how many cuts were in that interview? Trump goes wwf every few months, last time on martha stewart. its all for publicity.

Oh so fat ass jeans also have fat ass pockets! That’s more a helpful hint than a diss, Donald.

This is why they need to offer “playing the dozens 101” in business school.

Once heard Howard Stern speculate that he’s not as rich as he claims he is, its a lot of smoke and mirrors.

I’m sorry…what did he say that was wrong? Sure, that press conference probably wasn’t the smartest move he’s ever made (I don’t care if she was snorting Coke off of her lesbian lover’s ass in St. Patrick’s on Sunday, you don’t make Miss USA cry a week before Xmas!), but Rosie’s a pig! Barbara Walters could have saved a lot of money and aggravation if she’d just gone to Costco, bought the 10-gallon economy sized Vat of Crisco and put that next to that twit Hasselbeck!

He just insulted truck drivers everywhere.

Only thing I got out of this video is that Donald is hot for Rosie’s girlfriend. Lucky gal!

He looks really different.

Hey, btphoto, “The View“‘s ratings are up tremendously since the addition of Rosie to the show. It’s the 4th-highest-rated daytime show now, in fact, so despite American’s obsession with grease I don’t think the Crisco would be as popular.

Yeah and even if Walters were to do that, Rosie would still end up profiting cuz she’s where Crisco comes from.

Trump is so far up his own ass..he’s a chinese puzzle

Still waiting for Rosie to start screaming “Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhh!” for the transformation to Sam Kinnison to be complete.

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