12/22/2006

Boom Boom

Basically, there is no possible way in hades this movie will be as good as the trailer is. And if it is, then it will be the greatest movie of all time. Are dirty bug-eyes and bangs the hot look for ‘07? (via bigscreen)

  • Black-bluesman/white-sex-addict buddy films not your cup of rotgut? There’s always Night At The Museum.

  • Victoria Beckham: “No matter what direction she faces, her nipple looks straight at me and its kinda freaking me out.”

  • Nicole Kidman can really not even come remotely close to pickin’ ‘em!

  • The Hills, Season 2: Yes, Heidi, Spencer does love you.

Insert obvious snake on her plane joke here.

Looks dang hot. The $$ on saved on wardrobe put to good use on twangy music and humidity.

Dude, even that trailer looks… I don’t know, on the verge of ridiculousness. Maybe my cold is playing tricks with my perception but it ain’t looking too grebt to me. :-( Also Ricci… oh Ricci… You got that bug eyed anorexic look pat down.

“Get your ass back in my house!”

Hee.

Uncle Ben’s gonna get some!

She’s hot for a cadaver

This is the best form of reparations ever.

it would be the slightest bit awesomer if that was danny glover instead

he’s in everything.

boom boom protein everywhere

its funny how when a movie sucks you can tell by the promotions or lack thereof…

all that aside, robin williams’ resemblance to teddy roosevelt is eerie

laugh all you want people, vicky can draw twin tippys at the same time with those number two pencils of hers.

either craig brewer is on acid 24/7 or i am

she looks like the mannequin standing behind her.

a new window? is it too much to ask that a link takes a reader to a new window? love your site and would read it more if it didn’t involve so much back and forth.

yes. how would you use the back button then?

The same as before, only not as much.

What do I win? ;-)

Ugh, shut up LC…and the constant crying. shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup.

Itd be so dope if someone redid the black snake moan trailer with the Ooooh Child song by the Spinners.

At some point Nicole’s gonna need FEMA’s help.

“He told me that he liked that I didn’t pressurise him to get married or have babies.” In my experience most men hate being pressurized. Keith Urban is no different.

please let “black snake moan” premiere in atlanta. and please let al sharpton introduce it.

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