A Picture's Worth Half A Dozen Boners
Jessica Alba in Miami: It’s high tide in our shorts, if you, uh… catch our driftwood. And we’re pretty sure you do, if you know what we mean.
Not an ass-man/woman? That’s okay. Lindsay Lohan has your front, if you text our message. And wr prty shr u do, if you know what we mean.
Not a barely-bikini’d, celeb-man/woman? that’s okay, too. Trip Girl Fernanda Caleffi has your (nsfw), if you (kwwm). And we’re pretty sure you do, if you know what we mean.
The looks on their faces. And she’s still with Cash Warren!? Axe body spray does work.
those are what the germans call ass antlers
Sure, she looks great from behind but if you see those pictures from the front her ribs are starting to show. She looked better meatier with brestsisis.
sad how Cash Warren has to go down on her constantly and publicly, to tell all other dudes shes his. even on vacation.
i don’t care if that trip girl has a tramp stamp or can’t speak my language. she is ridiculously hot.
i like the color of Linds’ bikini. i swear she has a pump for those things, always changing size.
never enough fronts.
I love the one guy looking the wrong way.
I love how unpretentious they are, you know. She’s not ashamed to be with a shorter man, unlike that crouching hooker Kate Cruise.
Where was that butt in Sin City? She plays a stripper in a movie and we just get to see her in a padded bra. Now this is what should have been there.
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all that white stuff in the water actually is semen