Hey, congrats to you, Jennifer Aniston, on that People’s Choice Award. The people have spoken. And voted… somehow. And they like you! And a People’s Choice Award is, like, a really big deal. Besides Oscars, Emmys, Golden Globes, and VH1 Big In 0-Whatever Awards, a People’s Choice Award is, like, a really big deal. Except that it means absolutely nothing and is voted on by a bunch of Terry Schiavos. As winner of the People’s Choice Award for Movie Critic Most In Need Of A Jesse Jane Blow Job Richard Roeper pointed out,

In 2004, the winner for Favorite Motion Picture Actor was Mel Gibson, who hadn’t appeared in a single release. In 1999, the Favorite TV Comedy Series was Seinfeld — a year after it had gone off the air. As Jerry said in a taped acceptance speech: “We’re not making any more shows!”

But the worst part about winning a People’s Choice Award is that it’s like winning a giant pyrex olive pit (Top Chef, yes) reminder that you’re not going to be winning any real awards this year. But thanks for showing up, you’re really pretty, stick with the meds.

• Buddhist monk/photographer/gerbil lover Richard Gere holds open auditions for Pretty Women 2: Hindipendence Day.

• Whatever Jared Leto tells you about Jared Leto, just ignore it. Jared Leto is still a business class douchebag. (via lindsayism)

Oh, come on! He’s not that small.

• Lord Of The Audit: Peter Jackson wants another $100 million or $50 million, whatever he’s suing for it.

• We hear SNL is still looking for somebody to replace Jimmy Fallon.

• Short and sweet blog-favorite Recidivism happens to share our view on streaming audio (it reeketh) so, thankfully, they’ve turned Sacha Baron Cohen’s recent appearance on Fresh Air with Terry Gross into a good, olde fashioned MP3.

• Shooting begins on new Cobain film. Hehe. Shooting. Good one.

• Heaven Rain: Oh, Brooke Burke. Why? Why did you have to go and do this to us your child? Why?!

Does clearification ever stop? Gods, we hope not.

• Super Furry front-animal Gruff Ryhs has a new album called Candylion. Maybe it’s only available in other countries. But there is a video. (via toopoppy)

• The Rapture schedule themselves a big-boy tour all by themsleves!

• John Lennon was a “wife beating asshole” according to Sean Lennon? Sure, why not. Oh, and Paul McCartney is on drugs. All the time.

• Blowing Own Horn: “But you gotta tip your hat to such a creative and well written cyberflogging.” Well, if you insist. Okay!

• On occasion (read: bored) we’ll send the goldenfiddle interns out into the wild to take pictures on a kind of photo scavenger hunt with the mobile phone from the front desk. Naturally, the results are often mixed.

• Confessions Of A Casting Director says it all: “This Flickr account is full of the douchebag fantasy, fast cars, jet planes and Brazil bushes.”

• Global warming got ya down? Don’t fret, check out Victoria’s Secret’s new “First Look” at Swim 2007! Very… cleavagey. Imagine that.

• The Girl: Elisiane Benites, 27 años, Escorpio.

• Pubesaid (via theapt)