Lying For A Living
Sundance 07: Fellow girls-in-“it” Ginnifer Goodwin and Zooey Deschanel share a totally independent laugh.
Jennifer Aniston has her “deviated septum corrected.” And we all know what that’s code for… SHE OD’d!!! Nose job, blows job, who cares? The Us Weekly comments section (240 and going strong!) is a friggin’ gold mine. And by gold mine we mean retard mine.
Paris Exposed: That’s a lot of coke on the King Of Queens’ chest.
Massica? Mampson? Boringica? Anyway, her body’s more of a house of mirrors than a wonderland.
Rachel Ray talks trash about Oprah and Brangelina? Probably not, but we can’t wait to tell Tony Bourdain!
Give. It. A. Rest: Pam Anderson and her Kerfucking Fried Chicken.
Watermelon Diet: The Liberace Story: Starring… hold. Keep holding. Hooooooold… Elvis himself, Nic Cage!
Hounddog, otherwise known as the
gay cowboyDakota Fanning rape (“it’s called acting”) movie, gets the obligatory balanced, semi-glowing review at Ain’t It Cools News. And from Variety? Not so much. Either way, Jodie Foster must be so proud of her little, future Lesbanese protege, right now.Aaaaaah, “Put It In Your Mouth.” Gets ‘em every time.
Quality, new picture of Optimus Prime from the upcoming Michael Bay/Steven Spielberg Transformers movie.
Because Of The Times, the new album from goldenfiddle’s favorite boy-band Kings Of Leon drops April 3rd. The first single is On Call.
Nick Nolte may not be able to get an erection anymore, but, apparently, he can still order a peyote on the rocks with a lime okay.
“Pagoda is not a part time job for Pitt; he is not an actor out on vacation here.” Actor on vacation? Hmmm, wonder who Thurston could be talking about here? Nah.
Little Thomey Yorke makes himself a playlist for Apple’s Celebrity iTunes category.
Isaiah Washington: He probably told him to go to rehab. UPDATE: Oh my holy shit. And a Hollywood cliche rises from the still smoldering punchline.
Fuck a Lord Of The Rings. The Departed Trilogy.
Evan Dando attempts the little-known “drunk lobster” power ch(raw)ord technique at recent visit to the Sirius Satellite Radio Studios.
Michael Madsen writes poetry, uses fruity fonts, will still kick your ass… Are we the last ones on the entire internet to see this genius?
Carmen Electra in a YouTube trailer for a
movieblog, or movie, about movies. Or blogs. Something. It’s satire. Just harhar at it and go on about your day.Vice’s everything-you-never-wanted-to-know Guide To Rehab. Head’s up on that impending yeast infection, Lindsay.
Salma Hayek: A Bosom Retrospective. Thanks for the mammaries! Yikes. Sorry, just couldn’t resist.
OMG, Lauren! So did you hear that Microsoft, like, totally offered to pay some blogger to “correct” Wikipedia articles? OMG, like, I know. That is SO wrong… So, anyway, are we, like, ever going to be nominated for awards? I mean, since, like, we’re totally acting, right? So, like shouldn’t we be, like, considered for, like, the golden globe award for the best actress in a realityless-based show on MTV? Like, it’s just a thought, but, like, seriously… This new Altoid gum is so yum!
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!! Bloggers drink booze, hang out!!!
Top 10 Luba photo-shoots. What, no ironing series? (nsfw)
Jaqueline Oliveira: Part 3, in the slowest series ever.
Shary Boyle’s work will confuse and scare your mother.
Prada Phone: Suck it, Apple.
Supermodel dieting tips.
For your Ugly Betty.
but how come Microsoft thinks paying someone is..”transparent and independent”? I thought Bill Gates was trying to become a humanitarian and save babies from cholera. Has he no limits to his power hungry world domination? sicko
Cage as Liberace? I can kind of see it.
“Racial Ray?” is the best headline of the week.
Jessica’s dress is just all kinds of wrong. If a pageant breaks out any time soon, she’ll be ready.
I heart Zooey. :)
Ok, Nolte may have been drunk, but anyone would have sounded stupid answering those inane questions. “What do you do with all these WOILD people running around here?” (Trying to stick up for Nolte because he’s brilliant.) Sad.
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oh man, grannies covering their gray with pink “down there.” noice!
Looks like Spielberg and Bay were taking pics together in an arcade photo booth.
old media still has to use words like “fitshaced.”
She actually said, “it’s called acting?” Ohhhhh..that one’s gonna follow her for forever. Ever ever.
I used to wear a Salma Hayek t-shirt when I gigged. You would have dug it.
I still cant’ believe Hayek took off her bra on her Ugly Betty show. She is a producer for that show right? I mean why why why? do you have to step that low and bring down the female race ..i mean do you know how few female producers there are in hollywood and it is a male dominated industry. What kind of message are you sending to your peers and the girls that watch that show. very Bad.
I can’t believe she would do that just for ratings.
even Madsens biggest fans put the word poetry in quotes.
nick nolte and james brown had the exact same hair style in their mugshots. same stylist?
Dang…Paris. The girl never closes for business. She’s an am/pm.
the writers of Greys are probably having a field day thinking of creative ways to off Isaiah. err, on the show.
Do you know that Salma’s boriquas (and morenas) can’t be viewed on Univision? Its true.
spose that when you meet jeffrey wells in real life he puts a verbal timestamp on everything he does? 7:52 a.m.,took a whizz,etc.
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Even if what Microsoft did was muy shady, the people at Wikipedia have to know that this kind of thing will happen all the time.