Freshly minted MySpace correspondent Pants Buckingham reports on this week’s MySpace Band Of The Week: Hott Boxx.

If you like music and hats and the old Hot Wheels logo, then you’ll love Hott Boxx (also, Hott Boxx). I said you’ll love Hott Boxx. Boxx. Oxx. Ox. X. We’re a fresh mix of yelling and whammy bars and Jesus. And extra consonantss. Scott Stapp wishes he could rock and soul this hard. We’re like Amy Grant on a bitch-fit, if Amy Grant was four guys working part time at Radio Shack. Lo, we just rented a kickin’ new amplifier that allows for funky and fresh sound grooves to enter your fresh and funky eardrums and bounce off the soulful walls of your funky skullbone, back and forth like one of those radical, paddleball wiggidydos. Thanks to His (you know, GOD’s?) smokin’ guidance, we’re currently touring wherever MARTA will take us in suppourte of our new testament, Rebirth. Get it? Birth = born. Re = again. Go ahead, take a minute if you need to mentally and zen-tally imbibe on that shit… Ready? Good, now step inside and prepare to be baptized -and then crucified- by our soulful balladry and hott lixx… heathens enter at your own riskkxx.