The Future Is Coming On
30 Rock creator and “Rock Pile / Ask Tina” host Tina Fey talks to Jane magazine about… not much, really. Shame on you, Maxim.
You’ve made Maxim’s “100 Sexiest Women” list in the past, but recently they put you on their “10 Women We Wouldn’t Sleep With” list, along with Peggy Hill. What changed?
Maxim might have a problem that I’m not 19 and covered in salad dressing. But if I’m on a list with Peggy Hill, I’m in good company.
Nicole Richie eating cocaine off a plate. Best part- well, we shouldn’t say that; There’s a lot of best parts, but one good part: It’s uploaded in the category of “Pets & Animals”. Har! (via egotastic) UPDATE: Paris Hilton and racist improv, so hot, right now. So, so hot, right now.
Mike Tyson & Lindsay Lohan!!! You heard it here fir- probably, like, fourth or fifth… Maybe sixth. Seventeenth, at the latest.
Brad Pitt kills ‘em with kindness and a bunch of free close-ups.
You can almost hear Jennifer Aniston’s nose grow during this People interview.
Vince Vaughn takes over where Billy Bob left off in Fred Claus.
Harold & Kumar are finally going to Amsterdam!
Homage marks the spot in Scorsese’s The Departed. (via bigscreen)
A Tom Hank-less Bachelor Party 2? Sure. Why not.
Acclaimed graphic designer Jay-Z will design the new Cherry Coke can and pitch-in (punny!) with the subsequent advertising duties. Jay-Z & Cherry Coke, goes together like… Jay-Z & Cherry Coke!
Acoustic The Kooks (iTunes Exclusive) Live Session EP, complete with a Gnarls Barkley “Crazy” cover, eight months way too late.
Iggy Pop is still making Stooge music. Better late than never?
BUSTED: Watch Pete “I’m Useless” Doherty play with needles in a Thai motel. Mmmm, classy! How perfect is that Gorillaz track? Way to go, Kate.
This week’s concert at Wolfgang’s Vault (still not shut down), Blondie, Paradise Boston, MA, 11/04/78. Excellent stuff.
Coldplay are set to re-release all their singles (count 14) in one pretty, little, box-set. Perfect for CD burning parties!!!
Quick!!! Everybody go buy the new Beirut EP Lon Gisland!!!
Apple In Stereo tourdates! Georgia?! Oh, what the fucky?
Leno has Factory Burl Sienna Miller, Goran Visnjic (Ladies?), and Jam-man Paul Weller (Noel Gallagher). Leno still sucketh.
Homestarrunner: Well, hello, Chocolate Cake.
Paparazzo: Juliana Lima de Regueiro
I’d like to see the blooper reels of all these drug videos.
The most embarrassing part of the Hilton tapes is what a bad dancer she is.
That Pete…what a rascal! He’s such a little stinker.
funny post, GF. all that messing with her nose, you’d think it could do some tricks by now. fix coffee or something.
Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti together. Is there any movie screen big enough to hold all that beauty? The studios are playing with fire.
tina fey not hot
if i stop the Paris-doing-racist-raps clip and the Pete-shoots-up-in-a-Thai-hotel-room clip before it’s over, does that mean i’ve somehow evolved a little bit as a gossip-hungry human? why do i feel like i’m making progress?
i guess that’s what the internet is for to find out that tina fey is cute not hot. wow. and that tyra gained weight. shockers.
lol. they are both very attractive. although snl still sucks and that is very very sad.
I’ll watch a Peggy Hill sex tape if you have it.
I saw Peabs cover Betty White in salad dressing once, but then I believe at the time he was convinced she was a cobb salad, which is understandable, because she smelled of hard boiled eggs and he had smoked peyote laced with pcp.
Lest you forget Estelle Getty was licking my sweet, sweet ass when I came up with said salad epiphany. I love Monday afternoons.
The Scorsese thing was neato burrito. Oh film geeks, will you ever learn?
Once saw Peabs beat off into Kirk Cameron’s oatmeal.
Alan, is that you?!?! If anyone knows how tasty Peabs’ jazzum is with oatmeal, it’s you buddy. Obvs.
think zach condon ever bumps into borat’s sister and town prostitute while trolling those old european villages for material? crossing fingers for ukelele song about it.
the kooks are babies!
Pete.
Somebody call Cesar Milian.
Can’t wait for Paris Hilton/Michael Richards to do a racist improv comedy tour ala Kings of Comedy.
Wait is Jam Man Paul Weller one in the same as Style Councilor Paul Weller? Or would you be referring to Paul Weller, the Modfather? The press likes to give him titles. And here I thought he was Robocop.
Some people call what Pete did in that hotel room “disgusting.” Pete calls it a “playdate.”
Well there’s the problem. He’s listening to the Gorillaz. He might have a chance if he were listening to My Chemical Romance. Because My Chemical Romance saves lives.
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Mike Tyson and Lindsay in the same rehab. The other patients coming down will think they’re trippin’ hard.