2/7/2007

He's No Leslie Sloan Zelnick

Quote Of The Day: “Are you [bleep]ing me? Kim is going to die … are you sure?” Oh, yes. We’re quite sure.

  • Kim Kardashian (pictured above in between fellow, former, present, and future reigning sex-tape skank Paris Hilton and future sex-tape star Caroline D’Amore), for those of you unfamiliar, is the daughter of late OJ Simpson attorney Robert Kardashian and close friend of Paris Hilton. Also, she has nine brothers and sisters. Bet they’re pretty stoked.

  • Ray J: Still hanging tight in the top 20.

  • Now, if only this D-bag would make a sex-tape.

  • It’s no sex tape, but check out The Hills’ resident lovable, bubble-brained blondie… but, they’re all blonde? Anyway! Here’s Heidi Montag in Stuff magazine.

Ugh, she is low rent. She and Ray J (puhleeze) can go back to wherever it is they came from.

Its Winnie Cooper.

Almost on the verge of being deleted by Wikipedia for not being important enough. Ouch.

If she gets famous off this you’ll see all of Paris’ friends getting stuff dumped on them. This is a threat worse than the bird flu.

Can’t talk about showers or O.J. at the Kardasshian dinner table. Could you please pass the orange stuff. Gonna go take a….bath.

I feel it’s the appropriate moment to say this again, I can’t believe Marisa Miller married that douche. Holy mother of f’ing God. I’m way hotter than him. Sigh/Cry.

She’s got a great body but her face is strictly small town local news anchor.

I can’t ever tell if these sex tape releases are publicity stunts or not…my guess is that this documented trip to brown town is not….but then again, wikipedia claims that this she also dated THE GAME…her junk is wrecked…nice find Lachey,idiot.

Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?!?

I’d crest her Butte.

I’d Hollywood her hills.

They like to be called little people.

wow that’s pretty desperate to sell your sex cell phone video at such a young age..no other prospects on the road to fame and fortune for this girl? no agent nada ? not even rap video cameo?

A homeless man’s Eva Longoria.

This is Burberry’s proudest moment.

Obviously made with the intent to sell it one day. Look at the lighting. Great year for Brandy’s family too. Isn’t Ray J Brandy’s brother?

haha EXTRA just showed the cover of her porn tape, maybe Mark McGrafft is into the golden showers or EXTRA now hawking porn ?

any screen caps over at extratv.com? sexay.

I like the hand lettering of the title treatment.

I feel like I want Heidi but my (bigger) brain tells me it’s not worth it.

hey…a clip from naked trucker and t-bone

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