I'm Not Ready To Make Nice
Tina-beata Ike Turner, 75, won the Traditional Blues Album Award last night for Risin’ With The Blues, his first Grammy since 1972. So if you’re keeping score at home, it’s Ike Turner: 2, Brooke Hogan: Man.
Madame Butterball! Memoirs of a Fattie!! Kim-oh-no she didn’t!!!
Dave Grohl: Foo Fighter, nose-hair clipper, chipmunk cheeker
Jermaine Dupri: Look, it’s a real-life, Perez Hilton drawing!
Grammy, shmammy. LA Reid got him a Rihanna! Who da big winna now, beotch?!
Olsens. (sigh) We cannot get over this photo. The more we look at it, the more it freaks our fucking shit out. Mary-Kate (left) has this pygmy, Spanish grandmother prostitute thing working, and Ashley (right) is like this shivering baby Arctic seal about to get clubbed to a pulp. Can’t you just totally see them, huddled together, in the kitchen of one of their trillion-dollar penthouse apartments, eating tiny piles of Jane’s Crazy Salt out of the palms of their hands, like prairie dogs? Well, we can.
Hmmm. It’s almost as if Jennifer Hudson wasn’t the original cover story, but, instead, a minor article in the March issue, and the editorial staff just scrambled together a cover-size piece from the limited photos they had after she won the Golden Globe, bumping the original cover story (Thandie Newton, perhaps?). What other explanation could there be for the same photograph six times? Anyway, just a theory!
What really goes on at those private, ladies luncheons… and afterwards!
The Police: Fiction Plane, fronted by Sting’s son Joe, will open the shows. (ha) Regardless, better look the part.
Mandy Moore in The Sleepy Giant.
The Carrie Underwood Drinking Game. This is going to hurt.
Eva & Tony’s wedding invitations, class all the way.
Silver Jews documentary: This summer’s mega-blockbuster!!!
Eva Herzigova: The hottest prego pics ever? (via fadedyouth)
Girl You Know It’s True: Brooklyn Decker
Diora Baird likes green!!!
I Saw It On Ponce. (via mb)
Cory Kennedy: She’s back, finally!
50 Rooms (nsfw)
TyTy, its just a few lbs, girl. No need to start with the mumus just yet.
she’s got it all planned out… wear mumus for a couple months, and then have a huge “reveal” on her talkshow to show everyone how much weight she’s lost.
the olsens look like wraiths among the living
Oh no, oh my.. Grohl. Wife is making good and sure no other woman will want him.
w00t on the joosnews.
the carrie underwood thing is almost o.c.d.
Yeah, I mean if the architecture in the cookie cutter Atlanta apartments goes, what’s next? The strip malls?
Jesus better take the wheel if she’s gonna keep switching hands like that.
Someone needs to back the eff up off Jennifer Hudson’s sandwich ‘cuz she looks real mad.
As a proud Atlantan who lives on a cross st. between North and Ponce and gets the privilege of driving down these roads daily, I thank you for the blog link. I think the blogger though is really missing a great opportunity to showcase the crackwhores/crackheads that congregate near Eats/Whole Foods… across from City Hall.
Also did anyone see the old hippie people protesting across from La Fonda Latina yesterday afternoon? Was it a war protest? I was speeding and didn’t get a good look…
There is nuthin’, nuthin’ going on in Rihanna’s eyes.
You’d think the Olsen girls could afford a better colorist with all that money of theirs.
yes, beautiful. beyhaaaaayyoooutifaaahaha.
Did Cory really list Sebadoh as an upcoming good show? Was she maybe about 4 when “Bakesale” came out? And is she really still that dirty?
The thought of seeing Corkster at one of these shows in La , just gives me the creeps. Or more like AGORAPHOBIA.
Seriously the LA Times has nothing more important to report or cover in their pages? No wonder their readership is declining. I’d rather read blogs.
Wonder if the fake reggae/Jamaican accent you hear in Roxanne is hereditary. Here’s hoping! (two thumbs up gesture)
real-life, Perez Hilton drawing!
hahahahahah
Wouldn’t be surprised if the Save the Date card had one of those musical chips inside…and it played “Going to the Chapel.”
please please please let Eva name her unborn baby “Bosnia.”
funny thing about Natalie Maines is that she’s not ready to make nice, but always ready to make pies.
would rag on ash-y if i wasn’t so jealous.
Nice enraged look Ike. He’s going to kill someone. Hope its a NERF Grammy.


Spencer this was hillllllllllllarrrrious.
No wonder Janet’s lost weight. Dupri is enough to make you lose your ramen even without the drool.