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Skyscraper star, Guess model, (our personal favorite playmate of all time) and the most glorious, shimmering, and consistently entertaining natural disaster ever to hit reality tv, Anna Nicole Smith, 39, has died. She OD’d, or something, obviously. And we’re a little sad about it, to be perfectly honest. Her lawyer/husband Howard K Stern is not looking completely innocent. But at least we know that her autopsy/toxicology report will be AWESOME. From TMZ:
Smith collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida and died hours later.
Desperate attempts to save her life were made by paramedics en route to Memorial Regional Hospital. Smith did not survive, despite receiving CPR and emergency intubation to facilitate her breathing.
ebay: Playboy’s 1995 special edition issue, Anna Nicole Smith: Bigger, Bolder, More Nude Than Ever. Nice.
The original Anna Nicole Smith Guess ads.
Anna Nicole Smith Playboy Playmate video. (nsfw)
The Playboy centerfold profile. (sfw)
Worker3116’s moving, Anna Nicole Smith tribute.
Zsa Zsa’s husband?!?!
UPDATE: Anna Nicole Smith takes you through a tour of her home town, Mexia, Texas.
Sad. : (
A great light in the universe has been snuffed out. So sad. She was the HOTTNESS back in the day, no question. Her previous few years? Ahh, not so great, but she was always good value for my entertainment dollar. So sad about her young child because between the Marshall family and the paternity issues this kid is in for a lifetime of therapy. Nice point about the autopsy/toxicology report. That ought to be a hell of a read.
In the end, though, sigh. She is no more. Sniffle Sniffle
me, too. weirdly sad.
has anyone seen the true hollywood story on her…it’s hilarious, she’s from a radical trailer park, and her half-sister (or something) has a huge tattoo of Anna on her shoulder…now that tat is going to be a memorial rather than a living tribute…in one of the rare instances of a tattoo metamorphosis
Know who’ll be most sad about this: Kim Kardashian. It’ll be interesting to see if the money all goes to Stern.
“I want to be the new Marilyn Monroe.”
Aaaaahhh, a “Candle in the Wind.” How appropriate … indeed. I’d love to speculate on just how Sir Elton (sometimes Atlantan, holla) would re-re-write the song to fully capture the fabulousity of Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna Nicole.
The playmate profile is glorious, btw. Thanks Spencer. I was also born in Houston, TX and I’ve never been so proud.
Also, she wants to find her own Clark Gable??? So, she wanted to find a man who would treat her like shit? Or one who had a lot of shady money? Or one who’d push her down the stairs so she’d lose her child? Not completely accurate and parallel sitches to her life, but a bit of foreshadowing maybe?
Is that Angelina Jolie I spy playing “Sofia Loren” to Anna’s (also tragic blonde) Jayne Mansfield in the Guess Ad? I know she used to model.
You will be missed Anna. Let the media circus begin.
Blood in blood out. I used to snap my carrot to Anna back in the 90’s. Between marrying the old man, him biting it, the legal battle for his cake, her son biting it, the insane weight lose/ drug abuse, the paternity suit, and now this. This was just a sweet simpleton who got in over her head and paid for it dearly. Silly and strange as she was, it saddens me. I’ll raise a pint.
Things would be so different if only she’d have stuck with her dykey pink haired PA… (Kim?)
Cheeky! God I used to beat off to her so much in high school. RIP my love.
To read about the tragedy surrounding Anna Nicole and her long-time adversary, E. Pierce Marshall…link here:
vat a headline! You done slay me Mr. Sloan.
there was a comment on gawker: dear god, why not bobby trendy?
boner=half mast
Kinda weird that all our snarky asses actually feel a bit bad about this, isn’t it? Maybe it’s because she never tried to be perfect. She didn’t even try to be sober, much of the time.
tee hee hee, I love the clicker.
yeah the “boner=half mast” comment was purfick.
thats funny clicker. there are all these semi-moving tributes in here and all I had to say was in line with your comment. I used to give those Guess adds some serious business. Those were the best. R.I.P freakball
the old playboy videos is some great comedy. i’ll just hang out by the fake campfire in my thong, lil doggies. yee haw.
Even if they don’t find anything, Howard K has and will always be under suspicion. I read they were in Florida looking to buy a boat. Dude, if people think you’re shady, don’t be out shopping for a boat.
Oh, we were past train wreck a few months ago. And train and car wrecks you can look at for a bit.
ew… and he wanted to adopt her.
these stories are making cnn.com look like the onion.
its all too much.
if james brown’s body stayed unburied for forever, imagine how long it’ll take to bury Anna.
Ebay item listing mysteriously removed. CONSPIRACY!
there was a press conference held by the zsa zsa’s ex-publicist who said that prince anhalt is a chronic fabricator. then the ex-publicist said he too had dated anna nicole smith!!
Now that she’s gone, who will run Titty City?
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I don’t know, Spencer…your commentary’s a tad grim, isn’t it, considering how pathetic the last decade of her life has been and the fact that she’s leaving behind an infant.
Perhaps I’m too sensitive.