Up early on the weekend, I see. Freaking amazing scoopage, Spence. It looks like Paris just might have been right about The Animal after all.

Bizarre. Major malfunction. Bald looks better than the ratty weaves, though.

this is sorta sad to witness. hopefully she won’t advertise for trimspa and then leave the kids.

Maybe she met Howard K. Stern in Antigua.

hahahaha, there’s a comment on the tmz site, “I hate paparazzi.” on tmz.

My stars, if an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo, then I don’t know what things are coming to.

Meth? Coke? Lotta paranoia there.

this part of her rock opera will be heavy on electric guitar solos.

i blame kfeds voodoo cock.

now it’s just a matter of time before she reveals she’s a lesbian.

Nothing funny to comment… I just keep thinking: this woman is supposed to be an adult and is the mother of two young sons. What in the hell is going on?

Namaste Britney, but your DrunkenCokeMonkey style is no match against my Wu-Tang.

i think she shoulda gone for the meth’d out monk look and kept the long hair in back. at least then she’d be an original.

shaved head is so 2006

time for some samuel l jackson radiator therapy.

there is no other Troy, for me to burn

pussy flashes, shaved heads, the bar keeps getting raised…almost makes you wonder what’s next!?

you know even paris and madonna are like “damn, she’s good.”

I keep waiting for her to tear up a picture of the Pope. What. Nothin’?

Next she’ll slap a goatee on her face and start wearing cop glasses. Jesus, Britney, get a grip.

Who has the odds on whether this is all some sort of bizarre publiciticy stunt, btw?

ick. meth.

Yeah, i think meth.

um, am i the only one that noticed the star of david necklace? brit brit ain’t no jew!

She’s only been good looking one time in her life anyway, during the MTV awards in that naked bikini. She’s got slow kid eyes.

All this mess is making her life with Kfed look like 7th Heaven.