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Marriage is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God… Unless it’s Vegas!!! and it’s Selita Ebanks.
As if you need any more Anna Nicole Smith, (Ya think, dumbfuck?) Here she is, in all her post-Playmate, pre-prescription glory, welcoming us to her hometown of Mexia, Texas, population: Inbred thousand. UPDATE: Judge Crybaby?!
Steve Aoki’s Weekly Tirade: Pretty much the most despicable thing on the internet, for all the obvious reasons.
Anthony Bourdain: This rant against reality chefs (we use the word “chefs” about as tautly as Kim Kardashian’s butthole) is gonzo, kitchen-bitter hilariousness. That is, if you have any idea what a Tony Bourdain is. Recidivism got to it first, like, a month ago.
Aaron Eckhart is the perfect choice for Harvey Dent. (Argue with us, and we just might not care.) Maggie Gyhyelhynalehnayhall as Katie Holmes’ possible replacement, light years beyond the worst choice ever. Bad like the second Interpol album was bad. Bad like two thumbs down bad. This season of Lost bad. John Mayer and Brad Pitt holding Leica cameras in recent photoshoots bad. Just fucking bad. Don’t misconstrue, Maggie is a great girl and blah, but this is Batman not Sundance, people. Wake up. It’s not a role for an “actress,” it’s a role for someone hot-ish, say Michelle Monaghan.
Studio 86: Let’s hope Amanda Peet doesn’t go all astronaut on us.
Can’t believe we’re agreeing with anything a guy named Cord who writes for a blog called MollyGood says, but when you’re right, you’re right (twice!), girlfriend.
Parker Posey picked the peck of pickled pilots.
It’s nerd night on SNL with Arcade Fire with Dwight Schrute.
Mick: Not just the yang to Keef’s guitar ying, but a good friend, too.
The Neil Young Live at Massey Hall DVD looks promising. Let’s all hope it’s not as grossly over-circumsized as Live at The Fillmore… Oh, look. Good news!
Wiki: “Uncharacteristic for Playmates appearing after the late Eighties, she (Top Design judge Kelly Wearstler) appeared in her pictorial with a large amount of pubic hair.” She sure did! (nsfw)
Cheryl Tiegs, the original Marisa Miller. (Music by The Sea and Cake)
How’s this for a big slap in the chunky back frame glasses: Pitchfork posts no new Wrens news, music blogger grants clever points, (meh) and newly minted Stereogum, incorporated (GUM on the NASDAQ) pulls interview and rare Meadowlands session MP3 out of its silky pockets! Face, Fork!
Big props to Miss Modernage, for digging up an MP3 of David Byrne’s little heard 1985 toss-off “In the Future”, from the Music for the Knees Plays album. It’s very “Seen And Not Seen.”
Cold War Kids’ “Live From SoHo” (iTunes Exclusive): Just like the album, only… just like the albumier!!!
Drew Barrymore’s Celebrity iTunes Playlist: No Strokes songs.
Dean & Britta: the Variety Playhouse, Friday, March 23rd.
Inside The Playboy Mansion. Say it ain’t so, Holly?!
Why we don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy, either.
How To Receive Good Head, all 32 ways… Yoghurt?
The Amy Sedaris Craft Challenge: On your mark, get set, googly eyes! (via thighswideshut)
Whatevs: Best redesign/news evs!!!
UPDATE: Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan: Worst news evs!!!
The judge in the Anna Nicole case was the wurrst. Whackjob.
Ick..the playmates really eff Hef. I thought it was all for show.
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she needs the big butthole. more room for ads.
No heat between Nick and his new ladyfriend. He looks like he’s going to do her… taxes.
Oh shut the eff up, Anthony Bourdain. Yeah, the Food Network is awful and Rachael Ray is the devil. I really hate how she makes cooking seem really accessible for middle-Americans who eat at McDonald’s b/c they didnt know making risotto was easy. Don’t you also hate how Oprah’s stupid book club makes housewives read BOOKS! I just don’t understand how Tony tries to be both an elitist ass and a “badass rebel” at the same time.
i’ve fallon, and i dont want to ever get up
Britney’s not even close to the layaway counter.
Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?
Oh my god that wasn’t a joke, they really call Masterson “Momjeans.” yow.
Amanda Peet is so boring that I never even bother to click on anything with her name becau zzzzzz zzzz zzz zzzz zzzz
true.com screens for marrieds and felons, nick cannon.
yeah, shearwater..throw another chair on the bonfire.
Win and co. were, uhh, intense. They must be incredible live… Can’t believe Dwight bobblehead will be doing lead roles.I love the guy but homie fug.
I hate the Arcade Fire. I want to kick their asses to Illnoise. Or at least watch while someone gives them a gently flogging with reeds as the whippoorwills coo and I weep softly to myself in the corner.
The Grey’s “disaster” commercial is an example of how not to use CGI. Almost comical.
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Jimmy Fallon? NBC is run by monkeys.