Focked
There will never, ever, EVER be enough stupid fucking focker jokes. Will there, Universal Pictures in association with Robert De Niro’s Tribeca Productions?
Rehabaholic pop-dunce Britney Spears needs an asylum, not rehab.
Leelee Sobieski trolling for work at the Vanity Fair Oscar’s after-party.
“I hate earnestness in performance. Usually by Take 17 the earnestness is gone.” David Fincher is a director after our hearts.
The Departed: Dude, that shit is wickit retahded.
New Yorker scribe David Denby expounds on the intricacies of new cinema’s disordered, chapter-like narratives. (via kottke)
On a tiptip from boingboing we picked up the new Batman book, Batman Year 100. The story is maybe 100% lackadaisical, but the art is something else. Paul Pope’s work is an amusing mix of Geof Darrow (Hard Boiled) and Zohar Lazar’s (magazines). But darker. And messier. Which is exactly what the book’s protagonista requires. “The balls will never read.” (via bigscreenlittlescreen)
Idolator finally recognizes the coulda-shoulda-woulda potential of Athens, GA’s very own The Glands.
Esquire talks to David Crosby… for some reason.
New work by Savannah artist Marcus Kenney.
“Cycling” buddies Jake Gylenhelahyhealhlenhanhaal, and Lance Armstrong share the couch on Conan tonight.
Trip Girl: Bruna Notaro (nsfw) and Next model Catherine McNeil.
Vinyl Abuse interviews Mr. Yeah Kou-creator Mr. Clement.
Daniel Gustav Cramer: The woods are scary.
An American pilot, injured during a dogfight during WWII, is invited to speak at a fashionable ladies’ tea in London. He begins the story of his final dogfight:
“There were fockers to the right of me, fockers to the left, fockers behind me, fockers all over—”
The host calms the shocked women by explaining, “Focker is a brand of plane the Jerries fly,” to which the American replies, “Yeah, but these fockers were in Messerschmits.”
Omg, “Havidol.” That is too. fcuking. funny.
vice is right, the strange colors of the 90s are back. gots to get me some kadeem hardison flip up glasses.
Been a long time since britters has done anything..her money must be close to dried up by now.
Yeah, I add the Gustav, too. Larry David’s schtick is tiresome.
She ees cleaning das floor. Hurley has got to be some kind of hot freak to have kept Hugh interested those years.
Mahtin Scahsese, whattah pissah!
Poor Leelee. A sad clown at the biggest party of the year. Cue Nico.
All that time, through the many years and jokes, Kfed was really the mack. All along! Its like the end of Usual Suspects.
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In the latest Esquire, there’s a story about R. Downey Jr., and he talks about how Fincher would do upwards of 40 takes. Insane.
Calling it now, Hurley will one day look and act like Jackie Collins.