call of the wild

Sam Cooke :: Having A Party (Live at the Harlem Square Club)

2/28/2007

Get Lost

Hey, Dominic Monaghobbit. If you wouldn’t mind too much, please keep your common bitch lost on that island in the middle of the Pacific until the end of days. And long after that. Thank you.

Definitely! She comes from the Celine Dion school of confident for no good reason.

Letterman was put off when she kissed him. He likes his ladies shy.

Monaghan has the worst nose in the show business. Perfect for sci-fi. He’s a creature.

She is so abnormally freaking gorgeous that I’ll forgive her being as shallow as the day is long. That said, when she was on Ellen late last year, it was one of the more inspired (and random) cocaine-fueled talk show appearances that I’ve seen in a long, long while.

she is gorgeous, true, but all the great hair in the world won’t save her from a brutal ego like that.

This is almost as bad as when Jen Garner was on Conan and she tried to school him on a word and then he owned her in the end.

She’d get sprayed in a Dre video.

I’d feed her ego.

Can’t front, Travolta can still shake it. He almost got a little of Ellen’s dick up in him. Would he like that? I can’t do the gender math on this one. Its calculus level.

i think it’s the fact she doesn’t cater to the public that much, she doesn’t seem to care that much. hasn’t she said that she won’t stay in the showbusiness for a long time?

people that say they won’t stay in the showbusiness for a long time are usually gigantic liars.

Love me MIB and Showwalters. Still get the feeling that if you met them in real life theyd be sour, serious pricks.

Wain, on the other hand, you could throw a few back with…

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