Please Stop Asking If I Want A Fanta
Aaaw, look. The blonde one can’t do it. It’s like her teeth are too big or something. That’s so sad.
Victoria’s Secret is proud to present, The Fantana Collection. The world’s most citric, seamless, jarring, and ethnically ambiguous bra collection the world has ever seen. Now you can eat all the vanilla cake frosting you want and never gain a pound! Go ahead, stuff your face; You’ll still sparkle like a great, bulimic Percheron!!!
- Damn you, Peta!
Times like this you wish for colorblindness.
I hope at least one of them went into some kind of sugar schock from consuming something not Splenda, and convulsed.
Yeah, ease up on my girls motherfucker. I know where you live. Don’t forget. Don’t ever forget. http://www.blogger.com/profile/13425828
“Interests: Beating off and charging my cell phone…” nice.
somebody got Percodan?
When you’re in a VS all you see is pictures of these gorgeous women selling this stuff and then women who look like Perez Hilton buying it. Hurts brain.
Ted Danson looks terrible in that Peta ad…….Sammy!
I wish Spencer would take another little hiatus so we could go on for a while about “Becker,”Ted Danson’s former hit? show, which bit by bit has somehow become omnipresent after midnight on the tube. I don’t care what kind of cable package your dealing with or in what time zone you live, and if you don’t have cable you really know what I’m talking about. It is the worst fucking show ever. And it always on…oh my god it is actually on right now. Not even kidding. Go Shawnee Smith though: http://imdb.com/name/nm0809938/
“Becker” is wildly successful because of retirees living at home, cold and hungry and tired. The photography has a particular cast to it that lends itself very well to late-night viewing. It reminds these retirees of a time when their 2 a.m. insomnias were not ruled by the fluorescent fascism of the informercial. Just peacefuly, snooze-inducing snow after the national anthem ended.
I like how the “this place is dead anyway” guy from Swingers is on Becker too. I would have like to have been at that meeting. “We need a black guy.”…..”Hey, lets make him blind too!” Both Candace and The Clicker have it right about Becker, that shit is some lukewarm garbage. Only Mad Tv surpasses it in my “whos watching this?” dilema. Oh T.V., you are a cunt!
I think there was a same character/different actor situation with the bartender/love interest of Danson. One was actually hot. But yeah, that Hollywood d-bag meeting would have been a hoot, indeed. “Let’s expand upon the 90s paradigm based on the black guy with faux dreads from Speed movies and The Substitute. The witty and wise beyond his years black guy…who’s also blind…and kills the ladies!” Ever notice he never needs any help getting around? I mean, I know he has “his” stool, but what about that episode when they played flag football and the blind guy caught four TDs and ran back a punt?
that’s alex desert…most people don’t realize his original claim to fame is that he’s the co-lead singer of “hepcat”…great great ska band from so-cal. if you like 60’s style ska…check them out. i think they have a new record coming out soon.
That really does look like Ted Danson.
i love that song. best 3hive has given me since “enough to choke a cold air”
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Lots and lots of cake, very little actual eating.